Welcome to the Balamb Garden Network A branch of http://www.SeeD.com All rights reserved. Now Loading………………………………………… Please type user name and password Username: Booyaka_17 Password: Sirlagunaisahunkofaman Processing……………………………. Password verified…Greetings Selphie! Please select the location that you wish to visit. You have selected. Chat. Please select a name for your chat room: Title: I really really really really hate curfew!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now loading chat room………… Connecting………. Connection complete…you may now begin chatting Please remember to abide by all Garden faculty rules during chat. Profanity, nudity and plotting against the dead bloated corpse of NORG in the basement will not be tolerated and will result in immediate booting from the chat room. Thank you, and please remember to flush. : Arrgg I hate curfew!!! : I hate it so much, that I’m screaming at myself!!!! : Geez, c’mon I can’t be the only one up this late…someone sign on!! Mantastic_Man has joined the conversation. : hello darlin.’ : Someone else please! : aww c’mon Selphie you ain’t still mad at me are you? : I leave you alone for 5 minutes Irvine, 5 minutes, and I come back and find you with your tongue down another woman’s throat!!!!!!!!! : But Sephie, I already told you, she stopped breathing, I was performing mouth-to-mouth resuscitation! Honest! : A non-breathing woman couldn’t grab your ass like she did! : Her body had gone into convulsions I was trying to restrain her! : With your tongue! : I had to make sure her air passages were clear! : you take me for a fool don’t you Kinneas? : She could have died. : Just think I’ll play right into your hands! : user Mantastic_Man sobs uncontrollably. : awww, Irvy, don’t cry! I’m sorry, I believe you. : So I’m forgiven? : of course silly. :woohoo! :Mantastic_Man gives booyaka_17 a big smooch. : tee hee! : Whose my little Cowgirl Beebop? : user bookyaka_17 blushes. : C’mon, who is it? : …..I am. =) ya darn tootin! <)=) iluvhotdogs has joined the conversation. : Hi Zell!!!!!!! : Hey! S’up guys? : hey Zell, how’s it goin? : Awesome!! Right before they called curfew, I snuck in to the cafeteria and grabbed a pack of frozen hotdogs!!!!! : But Zell, you don’t have anything to cook them with. : Dogcicles babbbyyyyyyy!!!!!! : Ewwww gross! : You…are a sadly obsessed man. : AM NOT!!!! : But there is hope for you…admitting it is the first step towards recovery…just let it all out…repeat after me. “Hello, my name is Zell Dincht, and I…am wiener obsessive. : lol! : I’m gonna kick your ass Kinneas! : my beautiful ass would repel that kick! : Not when I knock that hat off it!! : ooohhh good one! : Selphie! : Sorry…but you have to admit…that was pretty smooth. : user iluvhotdogs grins victoriously : wiener enthusiast! Whip_It_Good has joined the conversation. : Quisty!! : Wooo Quistis! what kind of chat rooms have you been in with that name?!? : WOW, Quistis has a naughty side! : oh grow up boys, it’s not what you think. : Oh, make me a man Quisty, PLEASE! You can whip me all night long! : Stop that Irvine! : Just jerkin her chain Selphie ;) : LOL : ugh, fine! Whip_It_Good has left the conversation. : jeeze I was just kiddin…kinda : ?!? : just kidding again!! Instructor_Trepe has joined the conversation. : IS THIS BETTER?!? : ooooh, the INSTRUCTOR is going to give us a lesson on the finer points of whipping it good. : STOP THAT! : I brought you an apple…*wink wink* ;) Instructor_Trepe has left the conversation. : LOL you better ease up man, she’s gonna pound you into the ground! : the day I can’t push Quisty’s buttons is the day Selphie chains me naked to the wall, do a strip tease in front of me and perform blatant sex acts upon my person! :…………. : That give you any ideas for later miss booyaka? : In your dreams buddy boy! : hey, I had to try. A_Big_Ugly_Ochu has joined the conversation : JUST TRY AND GET SEXUAL INNUENDO OUT OF THIS NAME COWBOY!!! : hey you won’t here another peep out of me……………but you do know that ochus can change their gender at will don’t you? : ARRRRRGGGHHHHH! A_Big_Ugly_Ochu has left the conversation. : Damn I love preying on her insecurities. : oh oh, I want the next one! : sure thing ween-o-holic : I am not addicted!!!!! : what ever gets you through the day man. : you guys coming to the celebration that is celebrating the celebration that we had last Tuesday for the defeat of Ultimecia? : that Garden committee has waaaayyy too much time on their hands. : well…we ran out of party names. Prisoner 1129-6969 has joined the conversation. : Seifer!! : hey everyone look! Its prison bitch! : Hello to the room…. and chicken wuss. : !!!!! : hey seifer, howz prison? : meh, its ok…get lots of time to sleep…which is the time I’m supposed to be spending thinking of all the horrible wrongs I’ve committed…but…I enjoy the sleeping. No one dares bother me, not even the guards, cuz they know what an ass whoopin they’d get. : So whose bitch are you for this week? Is it Butch? Or maybe Spike? : Cowboy…I’m gonna beat you so hard when I get out of here. : No thanks. I don’t swing that way. My calling is with the ladies. : ! : I mean LADY, as in singular, as in MY LADY sephie. : maaan you are so whipped. : So chicken wuss, you still layin eggs on a daily basis? : STOP CALLING ME THAT! : ok, I’m sorry. This is one of those little steps I have to take, undo the emotional hurt that I have caused to others. So I must try. Zell, I’m really, honestly, sorry. : really? Wow that’s so big of you to say to me. : How bout chicken wiener? : LMAO!!! : DAMMIT!!! C’MON LETS GO YOU AND ME ONE ON ONE PUNK!!!!!! I’LL MY FINAL HEAVEN YOUR SORRY ASS INTO NEXT YEAR! : Now, now don’t go getting your pink thong panties in a bunch. : hey, how’d you know? : er…um…I mean…WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? : woohoo Zell is KiNkY! : AM NOT! : Shit, I gotta go, they’re doing cell inspection. I’ll be back later. : bye seifer! : good luck with the cavity search! Prisoner 1129-6969 has left the conversation. RAGE_chick has joined the conversation. Cupcake has joined the conversation. : GREETINGS. #_^ : Hi Fujin! : s’up Fuu? : hey hey : Hi cupcake! Umm who are you? : er, nobody you’d know, ya know. : Raijin? : dammit, how’d ya know? : Lol! Oh this is great! Where’s the camera? user iluvhotdogs snickers. : LOL. RAIJIN. TRIPLE TRIAD. BET. LOST. : RAIJIN. NOW CUPCAKE. ONE WEEK. HA. HA. : it’s not very funny ya know. : oh but it is, Cupcake. Ultimecia has joined the conversation. : what the?!? : KURSE ALL SEEDS! : Swarming like lokusts through cyber space! Using my kredit kard to purchase guardian forces on Ebay!! KURSE you all! And now, I shall kompress this chat room, and no one will exist!! BEHOLD! The most powerful GF! Griever has joined the conversation. : Griever! Make them bleed! : umm…grr! or whatever. : Squall? : Oh that was dripping with enthusiasm. Geez, did you fail drama Squall? : um…yeah…pretty much. : Rinoa? Is that you? : heheh, yeah selphie its me. : OH DEAR HYNE IN HEAVEN THEY WERE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! : huh? : THE WEBSITE!! ITS ALL TRUE!!! RINOA IS ULTIMECIA! Its so clear in a really bizarre twisted reasoning way to me now!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!! : WEBSITE. STUPID. : The whole animated thing where they transformed your face into hers!!! I feel like such a clueless fool. WHY DON’T I BELIEVE EVERYTHING I SEE?!?!? : OH THIS IS TERRIBLE!!! HOW COULD YOU RINOA?!? And where do you pick up that really weird accent? : Um..Selphie…I’m not Ultimecia, I was kidding. : AND YOU TURNED SQUALL INTO A BIG HAIRY GF!!!! That’s not a very nice thing to do to someone you love! How do you think he’s going to react? Hmm? Have you considered his feelings miss destroyer of time? : Actually, its not so bad…I don’t need can openers any more. : Ok, this is not a good time for sarcasm dear. You’re fueling the fire. : Sorry, I have to work on timing don’t I? : Um, Selphie, calm down a couple of notches. : Yeah, Selphie, Rinoa can’t be Ultimecia, she can’t even stand up straight in stilettos. : They are evil! The person who invented them should be drug out into the street and shot…many times. : It can be arranged. : I can’t believe it! She’s brainwashed everyone! WAKE UP!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SUPPORTING THE ENDER OF THE WORLD!! : Someone’s been in the conspiracy candy jar again. : She’s about to bust a blood vessel, ya know. : Look ok, I’m done…joke over, this didn’t have the effect I had planned. My apologies. Griever is sorry too. : grrrr, baby….or whatever. : user Ultimecia scratches user Griever behind the ears. : Down boy! ^_~ : woof! : tragic love!! Ohhh it can only end in heartache. : user Ultimecia sighs. User Ultimecia has left the conversation. User Squall’s_Meanie has joined the conversation. : okay, is this better now? I am not, nor will I ever be Ultimecia! Anyway, she has horrible fashion sense. : tee hee! Yeah I know. : Huh? : Just jerkin your chain. ^_^ : Wow…that was very uncharacteristically mean of you. : I know! I’ve been practicing. : So how is everyone tonight? : WONDERFUL!!!!!! : I’m good. : Couldn’t be better…Gee Squall, thank you so much for caring. I knew you had it in you! “………..” : I can’t believe you just typed that Squall. : Lousy, ya know? Lost all my damn cards ya know. : Well, I’m doing okay. Went to the harbor this morning. The weather was so nice and warm. And I found a fuzzy kitty! He was so cute and sweet! We spent many hours on the dock just watching the fish and waving at the sailboats. And we shared an ice cream cone! ………..! : ……….!! ………!!! :…………..!!!! …………….!!!!! : Oh my God! : WHAT? PROBLEM? : er…no. : RAGE. : user RAGE_chick kicks user Cupcake in the shin. : OW! That even hurts in here ya know! Instructor_Trepe has joined the conversation. : Quistis Trepe. Instructor by day, Dominatrix by night. Instructor_Trepe has left the conversation. : Not bad, rookie. The Force is strong with you. : user iluvhotdogs gives user Mantastic_Man a high-five. : are you guys being mean to quistis again?!? : cool. President_of_Esthar has joined the conversation HOST USER GRIEVER HAS BANNED USER PRESIDENT_OF_ESTHAR FROM CHATROOM FOR 24 HOURS. REASON: No estranged fathers allowed! Seer_of_the_past has joined the conversation. HOST USER GRIEVER HAS BANNED USER SEER_OF_THE_PAST FROM CHATROOM FOR 24 HOURS. REASON: No manipulative head-trips!!! : Damn Squall your on a roll aren’t you? HOST USER GRIEVER HAS BANNED USER ILUVHOTDOGS FROM CHATROOM FOR 24 HOURS. REASON: Yes, I am. : It’s good to be the commander. : Hey Squall that wasn’t very nice! HOST USER GRIEVER HAS BANNED USER BOOYAKA_17 FROM CHATROOM FOR 24 HOURS. REASON: Yes, I know, neither am I. : Heey! Don’t be booting my woman! HOST USER GRIEVER HAS BANNED USER MANTASTIC_MAN FROM CHATROOM FOR 24 HOURS. REASON: Fear not, I have enough boots for all. HOST USER GRIEVER HAS BANNED USERS RAGE_CHICK AND CUPCAKE FROM CHATROOM FOR 24 HOURS. REASON: BECAUSE ya know. : Now then, that’s much better. : Geez Squall, why’d you do that? : Need privacy…with you. We could have made our own private chatroom. : I know, but that was so much fun. : You meanie! =P : Can’t help it. I’m a GF with needs woman! : Oh really? And what exactly would those needs be? : I need you…to junction me…NOW. : Ooo, I love it when you talk dirty. : back of the training center in 5 minutes? : Race ya? : You’re on! Squall’s_Meanie has left the conversation. Griever has left the conversation. Whip_It_Good has joined the conversation. : OK, that’s it! I’ve had enough of you two ignorant boys and your name-calling!!!!!!!!! : ……where’d everybody go? : Damn, I’m lonely. User I_get_to_use_the_laptop_while_my_owner_is_out_getting_some has joined the conversation. : woof! Arf! Growl Awooooooooooooooooooooo! : I’m not that lonely…