Matri! *pounds his fist on the ground*
Uh. What is that suppost to do?
What the hell is this?
The worst enemy to a man's time. A wife.
*looks at the females*
*grins at the males*
Now why didn't I think of this?
*nuzzles the male Tiger*
*runs away and jumps off a nearby cliff*
*follows behind, smiling*
*winks at the male*
*runs into a nearby lake and drowns himself*
*cries and jumps off the cliff*
*pecks at the male*
*hides his head in protection*
*pecks again in a nagging manner*
*decides to jump off that cliff as well*
... ok. Why won't this work on my wife?
Are you saying that all women are as bad as this?
No... *is silent for a moment* a select few maybe. Nobody I know though.
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