*Get Wise, one of the many reasons for insomnia.*

*somewhere in the Western Desert*

*walking in the desert* You know, you really are an idiot.

*walking alongside Rulakir* Tell me something I haven't heard.

You're really smart, you know that?

Well, that's something I never heard. Thanks.

For what?

Calling me smart.

*sighs* I was being sarcastic.

*blink* *blink* Dot dot dot, questionmark, exclimation point.

*stares blankly at Orakio* I really hope you're not this dumb when we get to Baya Malay.

I've got my double saber, that's all I need.

I hope you know how to use it. A double saber is much harder to use than a normal sword.

Ah, don't worry about it. How hard can it be?

We'll find out when you're twirling that thing and accidently chopping your head off.

Is that why I'm an idiot?

No. You're an idiot for making us take the long way around instead of going through Dragon Heights.

Ever been to Dragon Heights?

I wanted to.

You need a dragon in order to enter.

... No wonder I never was allowed access. There was always some sort of invisible forcefield there.

Now who's the moron?

Shut up Orak.

Click here to continue.


(Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Gerudo Valley (Jazz Remix) )