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And the moral of the  story is...

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A little old lady went to the grocery store and put  the most expensive
cat food in her basket. She then went to the check  out counter where she
told the check out girl, "Nothing but the best for my  little kitten."

The girl at the cash register said, "I'm   sorry, but we cannot sell you
cat food without proof that you have a  cat. A lot of old people buy cat
food to eat, and the management  wants proof that you are buying the cat
food for your  cat."

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat  and brought it back to
the  store.

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They sold her the cat food.

  The next day, the old lady went to the store and bought 12 of the most
expensive dog cookies-one for each day of Christmas.

  The cashier this time demanded proof that she now had a dog, claiming
that  old people sometimes eat dog food.

Frustrated she went  home, came back and brought in her dog.


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She was then given the dog  cookies.

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in  the lid.The little old
lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.

The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in  there."

The little old lady assured her that there was  nothing in the box that
would bite her.

So the cashier put her  finger into the box and pulled it out. She told
the little old lady, "That  smells like crap."

The little old lady grinned from ear to ear, "Now, my dear, may I
please buy three rolls of toilet  paper?"
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MORAL: Never piss off a little old  lady

 

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