*After picking up the new control agent, Orakio and Trunks arrive at the Cookout.*
We picked
up the new agent.
Good.
Everyone, can I have your attention please. Our new Control agent
has arrived. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, my Olympic Hero,
Kurt Angle!
It's
true, it's true, your Olympic Hero has arrived!
Hey, who
does dis sucka think he is?
Hey, if
it isn't Mr. T. You want to have some milk with me?
Milk? Now
you are talking. *Walks off with Kurt*
A true
hero.
Who is Kurt
Angle?
A true
american hero. He won the Gold medals in the 1996 summer olympics
in Wrestling. Kurt is now currently in the World Wrestling
Federation. Well, actually, he is now with Control.
*Still a
bit confused* What can he do for control?
What
can't he do? Kurt, come over here!
*Walks
over* Yes, Chief?
Show
Selan what you can do.
To whom
do you want me to do it to?
Maxim
will be fine.
You are no
match for the Dual Blade. *Reaches for the Dual Blade, and
actually has it.*
*Grabs
a steel chair and hits Maxim over the head with it, knocking
Maxim down. Then procedes to reach for his ankle and twist it
with all of his might.*
See
Selan, the Steel Chair Shot, followed by the Ankle Lock. Welcome
aboard, Kurt.
WOOOOOOOOOO!
*Lets go of Maxim and raises his arms in the air*
Why am I
the one that is always being picked on?
Because
it is fun.
Oh.
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