*thus ends another exciting...

Whoa whoa whoa, Mr. Narrator. I am not done yet.

*whatever*

Anyways, it is that time of year again...

Thanksgiving?

No.

Oktoberfest?

What?

No silly, it is definately Orakio Day!

That isn't until May 1st, Cro.

It's Halloween, isn't it? That would explain the robe.

Yeah, and I am wearing a mask of myself. C'mon. Someone must know what time of year this is.

Shut up and tell us, Orakian.

Everybody knows that this is Christmas!

Already? Crap, must buy gift for wife.

Don't you wish to say something, Chief?

Yeah, I do. Remember to never, EVER, have Christmas without your Binford 6100 Flamethrower. *runs out to buy his wife a gift*

Well, it is better than nothing. Anyways, from all of Control, and RPGClassics...

Merry Christmas! And a happy New Year!!!

I am sure that if Rirse had survived the show, he would have wished you all a Merry Christmas as well.

I am not dead.

Rirse. How did you survive that bolt?

I didn't. I just came back long enough to wish everybody a Merry Christmas... and to visit TRT in the very near future.

This isn't an advertisement!

It is now.

*prays* Dear God, help me deal with him.

*a thunderbolt comes from the sky and strikes Rirse*

Oh no. Not again.*dies again*

...Well, my religion prevents me from asking questions to God, so I am not going to. Have a Merry Christmas everybody!

Thanks for watching the Season Finale of Get Wise.

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(Holly Jolly Christmas)