Matri!
*pounds his fist on the ground*Matri!
*pounds his fist on the ground*
Uh. What
is that suppost to do?
Just
watch.
*walks
in*
What the
hell is this?
The
worst enemy to a man's time. A wife.
*looks at
the females*
*grins
at the males*
*gulps*
Now why
didn't I think of this?
*nuzzles
the male Tiger*
*runs
away and jumps off a nearby cliff*
*follows
behind, smiling*
*winks
at the male*
*runs
into a nearby lake and drowns himself*
*cries
and jumps off the cliff*
*pecks
at the male*
*hides
his head in protection*
*pecks
again in a nagging manner*
*decides
to jump off that cliff as well*
*follows
it*
... ok.
Why won't this work on my wife?
Are you
saying that all women are as bad as this?
No...
*is silent for a moment* a select few maybe. Nobody I know
though.
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