Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
I can't believe you fools let a prisoner escape!*meanwhile, at the Shawshank Prison*
Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
I can't believe you fools let a prisoner escape!
Sorry boss!
Didn't you
hear the explosion?
They said that it was nothing.
Pipe down
in there!
Now look
what you've gotten us into. How they managed to kidnap us and
hang us upside down is beyond me.
You know, we wonder the same thing.
What
should we do to them, Orakia?
Dip them in the acid!
That's too
cruel. Good idea, but cruel.
Let
me tickle them!
No, let me
tackle them!
Not the tickle!
Nothing
beats the electric chair.
Except for the acid.
No. I
think I'll just let them hang around for a while longer... while
I tell some good ol' Orakian jokes.
Noooooooooooooooooo! Please, give us the Acid! The
Acid!
Three men
walk into a bar...
*aims Cannon at self*
... you'd
think the 2nd guy would have noticed.
Fire! *blows self up*
That was
unexpected.
You're gonna
pay for that! I have chicken guts all over me now. I prefer raw
beef!
We
aren't paying for anything. Now tell us where the weapons are!
If you
really want to know, get closer to me.
Just tell
us, or it is the weird evil machine thingy of doom for you.
Well...
since you put it that way. *snaps fingers*
*disappear and
reappear hanging upside down* What the?
*Disappears
and reappears standing up.*
I
could've sworn we had you tied up.
Nothing can
stop my fingers from snapping.
Ok.
Next time we cut off his hands.
You're lucky
I'm letting you all live this long. After Starbird gave me a
false Time Machine, I've been pretty mad... and so has my god.
God?
You will all
be sacrificed to my god. He awakens from his sleep tonight. Once
I sacrifice you all to him, he will become immortal. Not even
time can stop him.
Don't
you need 11 sacrifices though?
Who told you
that?
You
did.
I have my
ten. *counts* One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
nine...ten.. Where the hell is the 11th one?
She
escaped, remember?
Ah yes.
That's right. No matter... she'll return... but not without a
little warm-up. *snaps fingers*
*climbs
down on a web from the ceiling.*
*runs in,
crashing through the wall* Rooooooooooooooooar!!!
*crawls
in from under the ground*
Widow,
Raptor, Anaconda. The foulest of all FOWL.
Orak
will have no problem with this.
Oh no?
Raptor! Show them your speed!
*runs out
the door and returns 5 seconds later with stickers all over him*
Paseo?
London? Maine? RPGC?
Paseo
is on the other side of the world.
What speed.
Let's see if your Orakian can handle this. Hahahahahahaha!
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