Look
Wren, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.
There is NO J-Project.
Normally I
would have to agree with such an educated outlook, but I
know for a fact that there is.
Look,
I've send scouting crews to the old NEU HQ and we've even swept
it clean. Where do you think I got this neat little paper weight?
*takes a paperweight that says NEU on it and slams it on his
desk*
I'm
detecting a radioactive material from that paperweight sir.
That's
because I've been using it in my shoe as an arch support. Gee
whiz.
That would
explain the radioactivity then.
Just,
forget about whatever J-Project this is. We've sent everybody out
to investigate. There is NOTHING.
I don't
believe you have sent everybody. In fact, I'm willing to bet you
that you didn't send anybody.
What
makes you think that I didn't?
Because
that paperweight came in the mail today. And besides, I see the
box beside your desk.
...
what are you trying to say? That I didn't send anyone to
investigate?
That's
exactly what I'm saying.
Fine
then. *presses a button on the intercom* Selan, get Crys and
Crystal in here immediately.
*over the
intercom* Right away boss.
And
you, Android boy, get back to work!
*silently
walks away*
Ah, it
is good to boss people around. *opens a small refridgerator
behind him and pulls out a beer* Ah, nothing beats a Samuel
Adams.
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