Orakio!
Would you hurry up!*back in the men's room*
Orakio!
Would you hurry up!
You only
have two hours left!
*from
behind a curtain* Well excuse me... this armor doesn't exactly
fit well anymore!
Why
are you wearing it then?
Because
Leene likes it!
I
thought you were dieting before the wedding.
Shut up!
Calculating
possible methods for instant weight loss...
*walks in*
Calculate all you want tin man. *holds a card in the air*
Oh God, not
those things.
I've
perfected many cards and you still doubt them? These cards will
some day help everybody learn magic.
Well,
how's a card gonna help me?
In
anticipation of Zarnath again, I created a card that would shrink
him down to our size. But, I haven't seen him, and since this is
more important, I scaled down the card so that it only decreases
your size by 2 pant sizes. You should be able to fit into that
armor easily you use this. *hands Orakio the card*
*takes
the card and reads it* Semi-Shrink?
Just read
the incantation on the card and it will instantly take effect.
Incantation?
Well, since
just saying the english word with the card in hand would cause a
serious problem, I decided to use an ancient language as an
incantation. I translated it so that it's readable in english...
but... it still may sound wierd.
*looking
at it still*... this is Orakian...
Yeah... I
know.
How did
you learn Orakian?
I didn't...
Starbird helped me with that. He's attempting to teach Ancient
Orakian at the college.
Well,
your incantations are screwy. What you have here translates to
"The wood vanilla iced toad."
Well... I
didn't say it was perfect Orakian... it's just an incantation.
...
fine.. *reads the incantation aloud*
Nothing
happened...
Try on the
armor.
Gimme a
second. *goes behind the curtain again*
*a minute later*
Well?
Well,
it works... I'll give you that.
I can't
believe that idiotic thing worked.
You laugh,
but this will change the world someday.
*laughs*
The wood vanilla iced toad... what's next?
*hands
Orakio another card* Keep this one in your pocket.
*reads
it* White Berry?
Oh yeah,
you'll need that one tonight after the wedding *winks*
...
*reads the text* In case of emergancy, report to your nearest
christmas tree? *laughs*
Shut up!
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