Announcer: *over the radio* And it appears that after a horrible summer sales season, Humpty Dumpty's had a great fall. With egg sales up 500%, the owner is having its own sale this weekend only.
*clicks
off the radio* Who are these people?
What
people?
Michael
Angelo? Humpty Dumpty's egg store? What kind of moron created
these names?
*shrugs*
Their parents? I don't know. Let's just get in and out of this
store.
*at the store*
Welcome
to Humpty's. How can I help you today?
*shows a
picture of Michael Angelo* You know this man?
Ah yes,
Mr. Angelo. He bought some of our rich eggs earlier today. Um...
why do you ask?
This
man was found dead earlier today.
Shot in
the chest.
Many
times.
Oh...
well that's sad. He was a good customer.
Maybe,
but when we found him... guess what?
No eggs on
him. Now why is that?
What is
so special about these rich eggs?
*looks
around the store* Um... *gets closer to Orakio and whispers* Our
rich eggs are actually golden eggs. You see, we supply the eggs
to a group known as the Altos. Michael was a middle man.
The
Altos?
You mean
the mafia group? The group that during the pre-Ojama days were
bandits, murderers, and extortionists?
So you
know them?
Never
heard of them.
The
Altos are selling the Rich eggs overseas for a lot of money.
Since we cannot publically sell these eggs, Michael is the man
who buys them, and then gives it to the Altos.
So...
you are willingly and knowingly funding organized crime.
Ah, you
don't understand. I didn't learn this until earlier today when
Michael told me about the Altos. That is, after he already bought
the eggs. Normally, they are used to make a very delicious Egg
McMuffin. I just thought he was rich and loved breakfast.
At a price
of 500 Meseta per dozen, I guess only the very rich can afford
it.
Alright,
you're clean. Vegeta, let's go back to headquarters and look up
some information on the Altos.
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