*a week later, at the courtroom*
*sitting
with the crowd* I wonder how these procedings will go.
What do you
mean?
Well...
I just want to know who is going to really win. We already know
he did it, but let's just see how much of a snake the lawyer is.
*walks up
to Orakio* I've got bad news.
What is
it?
It would
seem that our two Alto witnesses have somehow... died.
*shocked*
What happened?
It would
seem that on their way here, they got into a car accident. Then
their car exploded into a wild blaze, then was run over by a
steamroller. At the end of everything, a young boy was seen
jumping up and down on the crunched remains laughing "Ha
ha"
That's
horrible. Do we know who did this?
I assume it
was OrCA, but it looked like nothing more than an accident. With
the remains crushed like that, we don't have any evidence to
suspect foul play.
Foul play
my ass. I know it was OrCA. Without the witnesses, Ralph might
walk.
Not unless
we can get you both to testify and repeat what the Alto man said
to you.
Fine...
we'll do it.
Grrr... I
hate the witness stand. This is turning out just as bad as that
time I was caught stealing 2nd base.
*a memory bubble appears, showing Vegeta at a baseball game, flying in while a runner is trying to steal base. Vegeta picks up the base and flies away*
*looks
at the memory bubble* That was you?
Oh shut
up. Like you've never done that before. Who hasn't?
All rise
for the honorable Judge Fonzarelli.
*everybody rises*
*walks in*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaay! You cats may all be seated.
*sits down*
Meow.
Oh, and
everybody else too.
*everybody sits down*
Now now...
how does the defendant plea to the charge of murder?
Not
guilty.
And to the
charge of armed robbery?
Not
guilty.
And to the
charge of having a name like a turtle?
*aloud*
Ha, I was right!
...
Guilty...
Alright
then. Miss Zelda, you may... um... STATE, your opening case.
*thinks
sarcastically* Oh boy... this is gonna be fun. *aloud* Your
honor...
Please,
you may call him THE Fonz.
No...
anyways, I intend to prove that Ralph I. El, a card-carrying
member of OrCA, shot Michael Angelo in cold blood and then ran
off with his golden eggs. Needing money to fund their operation
against Alto and gain control over the city, Mr. El was willing
to shoot an innocent man and rob him of the eggs. We have
indisputable evidence that Mr. El is the murderer and the thief
behind Mr. Angelo's death. *goes back to her seat*
Thank you
hotcakes. Now, Miss O'Neil. You may plead your defense.
Thank you
THE Fonz *winks seductively at him*
Aaaaaaaaay.
I intend
to prove that Ralph I. El was nowhere near the scene of the crime
that day. In fact, I can prove that he cannot even shoot a gun. I
will prove today that he was framed by men at Alto to make it
look like him so that they could have one of OrCA's men behind
bars. *sits down*
*commotion breaks out among the people*
Whoooooooooooa
now! *pounds gavel* Order in the court... and I want a coca-cola
on ice. Aaaaaaaaay.
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