| "You needed a bath anyways!" -Fairy |
| "Outside you get eaten, inside you get robbed." -Same the beggar |
| "What is the meaning of life? 42." -Gargoyle |
| "Come a hero from the east, free the man from the beast, bring the child out of the band, and drive the Ogress from the land." -Prophecy |
| "YEEEECH! Is that what you look like?" -Skull |
| "Good for what ALES ya!" -Bartender |
| "Beginners! Why do they send me beginners?!" -Chief Thief |
| -d Galloway |
| "That's the price of too much fame. Now you've gone and guessed my name!" -Leshy, (First Riddle) |
| "Hero sandwiches or Hero-on-the-half-shell?" -Baba Yaga |
| "Now Katrina can have all the darkness she ever wanted, and much, much more." -Ad Avis |
| "He's dumber than a styrofoam cup!" -Franz |
| "Eeeny, meeny, chili beany, the spirits are about to speak." -Unknown voice |
| "You take my Mark 4 thieves toolkit, and then are dumb enough to show it to me?!" -Chief Thief |
| "I am supposed to believe that a Prince of Shapeir stands before me?!" -Burgomeister |
| "Just use the right spell to teleport him. The last time you tried this, you brought the clothes and left the person behind!" -Fenris |
| "Some call me mad, but I much prefer Dr. Cranium." -Dr. Cranium |
| "You'd better MOOSE your way out of this one" -Narrator, (use action on moose head) |
| "Trying out for the part of soup du jour or auditioning for the main course?" -Bonehead |
| "Little graveyard humor there." -Igor |
| "Hector Hexapod had a hunch, that hapless hero was his lunch! Since you brought no better fare, he chose to eat you then and there!" -Death scene |
| "Case-and book-closed" -Death scene |
| "The spears are too BOARING to be taken around with you!" -Narrator, (use action on spears) |
| "Is this an inn or a cemetary? I've had livier times at funerals!" -Punny Bones |
| "Did he have long, pointy ears like Leonard Neimoy?" -Franz |
| "Guess she liked the pie, or you would have taken it's place!" -Bonehead |
| "It doesn't take long for you to realize you can't breathe water." -Death scene, (use action on Rusulka) |
| "You're the one with the skull still stuffed with brains- use them!" -Bonehead |
| "You guys are so narrow-minded you could look through a keyhole with both eyes." -Punny Bones |
| "If Igor get big hero job, can he be pyromaniac, too?" -Igor |
| "The gypsy toasted Igor!" -Hanz |
| "Check his breath. It smells like Igor!" -Franz |
| "The book is written in simple words, and was obviously intended for Fighters." -Climbing Book |
| -d Galloway |
| "Guards! You idiots!" -Minos |
| "Toro fight hard!" -Toro |
| "Don't wanna be turned into a toad." -Arestes |
| "Ebenezer Scrooge-our hero" -The painting in the bank, (examine it) |
| "I never thought anyone would read the crap I wrote."-Famous Adventurer |
| "Greetings, greetings, greetings!" -Pottery Merchant |
| "I guess it gives you the munchies rather than relieving them." -Salim |
| "At least I'll die knowing you're hosed." -Assassin |
| "You're dead meat!" -Assassin |
| "She is probably looking for the Assassin's master, rather than asking meaningless questions!" -Minos |
| -d Galloway |