*just that minute...*

Too late.

Hahahahahahaha!!!

You again!

So, you guys thought you could get the Laconia. Very smart idea.

What are you going to do? You can't touch the stuff.

My soul can't touch it... but... *looks around* Hehehehehehe. *disappears*

Where'd he go?

*Gets up* Hahahahahahaha! But this body can touch it!

...ok. Now this thing can inhabit bodies? Where have I heard this before?

You're running at the end of the barrel for ideas of stuff bad guys can do.

You know what? I guess I am.

*runs over to the Laconia* I'll just be taking that now... to be destroyed!

*gets out the Sword of Ages* Oh no you don't! *slashes the body of Laco*

Gah! *slowly decomposes*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! Now you've really made me mad. Take this, Orakian!

*gulp*

Black Energy Wave! *shoots a huge burst of dark energy at Orakio*

*rolls to the side, dodging it.* Ha! You've missed!

Did I?

Gah! *collapses*

Starbird!

Hahahahaha! *looks around for the other body, then disappears*

Orak! Stop him!

*gets up* Hahahahahaha! *runs and grabs the Laconia* I've got it!

*slashes the Body of Nia with the Sword of Ages*

Noooooooooooo! *body decomposes*

*appears, still holding the laconia* Oooooooooooooow! Hot hot hot hot! *tosses the Laconia away while steam shoots out of it's hands* Oooooooooooo. You've won this battle Orakian, but rest assured, I'll win this war. Say goodbye to your precious Starbird for me. Hahahahahahaha!

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(Final Fantasy IV - Golbez, Clad in the Dark)