Look Wren, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. There is NO J-Project.
Normally I would have to agree with such an educated outlook, but I know for a fact that there is.
Look, I've send scouting crews to the old NEU HQ and we've even swept it clean. Where do you think I got this neat little paper weight? *takes a paperweight that says NEU on it and slams it on his desk*
I'm detecting a radioactive material from that paperweight sir.
That's because I've been using it in my shoe as an arch support. Gee whiz.
That would explain the radioactivity then.
Just, forget about whatever J-Project this is. We've sent everybody out to investigate. There is NOTHING.
I don't believe you have sent everybody. In fact, I'm willing to bet you that you didn't send anybody.
What makes you think that I didn't?
Because that paperweight came in the mail today. And besides, I see the box beside your desk.
... what are you trying to say? That I didn't send anyone to investigate?
That's exactly what I'm saying.
Fine then. *presses a button on the intercom* Selan, get Crys and Crystal in here immediately.
*over the intercom* Right away boss.
And you, Android boy, get back to work!
*silently walks away*
Ah, it is good to boss people around. *opens a small refridgerator behind him and pulls out a beer* Ah, nothing beats a Samuel Adams.
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