*Get Wise: Episode 37, *cries* can't believe this is it*
*looks up* What was that voice?
Oh, the narrator? Well, I guess he's upset at something.
*I'm crying because this is the last episode*
Last episode? Why are you crying? This is a joyous occasion?
Come now... peace is reigning over this world. Why are we needed anymore?
*Director:* Can we PLEASE get on with this show? Narrator, just hold in those tears until everybody walks off the stage PLEASE!
*quickly runs off stage*
*Director:* Now... ACTION!
*Get Wise: Episode 37. Brought to you by Little Opie Doggie Treats... Treats for your little friend.
Orakio! What are you doing!?
What is it?
C'mon Orakio. It's only 5 hours to your big moment and you're still in jeans and a muscle shirt.
You have a bride to be waiting for you! You should be getting ready.
Oh, but this game totally rocks. One more song please?
What the hell are you playing?
Well, about a month back he got hooked on Guitar Hero. Now he thinks he's a rock star.
*sings while playing the plastic guitar* Cause every girl's crazy about a SHARPED DRESSED MAN! Oh yeah!
He's still stuck on Medium by the way.
Well, just don't let the rock star status go to his head. He has a wedding to participate in.
I don't get it Orak. Why are you just having a wedding like this?
*continues to play* Shhhh... I'm concentrating on this big solo up ahead.
Wedding like what Rulakir?
Well, nobody is really dressing up, and him and I are wearing something that isn't exactly dress-up material.
*storms into the room* ORAKIO!
*drops his guitar* D'oh! Chief, what are you doing here?
I'm here to talk you out of this. Nothing good comes out of a wedding. Look what it's done to me.
I'm balding, I'm fattening up, and my shoes still stink. Is this the type of future you want?
To be chief of control? Sure, why not?
Then you leave me no choice. *pulls out a shotgun* Orakio, I forbid you from marrying her.
*laughs* Chief... put that thing away before you shoot your foot. *slaps the gun away*
*fires as the gun is moved, shoots his foot* OWWWWW! *jumps around on one foot with his shoe smoking* OW OW OW OW OW!
Gee, what's his problem?
Probably doesn't want to see his best agent leave... but I'm not going anywhere, so why is he worrying?
Because you eloped?
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