Orakio,
raise your right hand.*after hours of deliberation*
Orakio,
raise your right hand.
*raises
right hand*
Do you
swear to tell us the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the
truth, so help you Ojama?
"So
help you Ojama?" When did God come out of this?
Just repeat
it. You know he's not allowed in court.
Oh yes.
I swear. *sits down*
Now,
Orakio. You had a meeting with the Alto man who saw the
defendant, am I correct?
That is
correct.
And what
did he say.
He and
his partner were on their way to see Michael, but before they
could get to the meeting place, they heard gun fire towards that
direction. They hurried as fast as they could, and that is when
he saw the face of Ralph I. El, with the rich eggs, make a
getaway.
Is that all
he said?
He said
that he could not forget that face. It was definately Mr. El.
Was anybody
with you during this conversation?
My good
pal Vegeta was with me. He heard the whole thing.
*from the
stands* Good pal my foot, Orakirot!
And what
did you find out when you tried to find Mr. El?
When we
found him, he turned around to see us. He immediately ran to his
car, where he proceded to drive away in a hurry.
Doesn't
exactly sound like a man of innocence to me.
I object!
Speculation of innocence!
Over-ruled,
chick.
It is
then that he wrapped his car around a tree and began firing at
us.
I object!
Defendant's hand is in bandages and he cannot fire a pistol!
That is
because I shot him in the hand to get the knife that he was going
to throw at me out.
No further
questions. *walks back to bench*
Cross
exam?
*gets up
and walks over to Orakio* Do you know Mr. El, Orakio?
Not
personally. He seems like a mean man.
Would you
believe that this man has a wife and 3 kids?
Not
really.
Would you
believe 2 kids?
Don't
steal my line.
No.
Anyways, do you have any proof that he is the man who shot
Michael besides that video?
I spoke
with the eye-witness...
Who is now
dead by the way.
No
thanks to OrCA.
That's
another case. Right now, you have no evidence other than the word
of a dead guy.
*the door is heard opening*
No, we
have more evidence *points to the figure walking from the door*
*walks over
to Zelda and whispers something in her ear, then hands an
envelope over to her*
What is
this? Stop that!
Your honor,
we have new evidence that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that
Ralph is the murderer.
I would
like time to review this new evidence.
Whooooooa.
Time denied, what do you have Miss Zelda?
Your
Honor!
Aaaaay,
this is my court and there is no jury. I am judge, jury, and if
the evidence is right, executioner, ay?
Fine... no
further questions.
*walks up
to the judge* This envelope contains a bullet extracted from the
victim, and a bullet from the gun that Mr. El had on hand. The
bullets are identical and contain the same mark on the bullet.
*hands the bullets over to the judge*
Aaaay. Now
this looks exactly the same. Guilty! *bangs gavel*
What!? You
cannot do that.
I have and
will. You are sentanced to 25 ye....
*a loud groan, then a thud is heard in the courtroom*
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