Are you ready yet Orak?

*Orakio, from behind a curtain* I'm almost ready. Man, it has been so long since I last wore this.

Well hurry up before the chief realizes that there is no car.

There, I am ready.

Good, now lets GO! *leaves*

Alright already. Geez. You are pushy.

I am not pushy.

Yes you are.

Listen, if you are ever going to get a date someday, you have to realize that the only words you say to a woman are "Yes dear"

... I've got a lot to learn.

You'll learn eventually.

Oh well. Where are we off to?

To go where no woman has gone before!

To the garage?


Yeah, well... uh... Your Mom!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!

How dare you insult your mother.

Dammit. I forget. Same parents.


Shut up.

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(Golden Axe - Wilderness)