The FF break room 6
by d_Galloway
*Galloway walks onto the set*
Galloway: Well, after the hiatus with Magus, everything has returned to normal for the FF characters. Magus, sadly, is currently being tortured by Weiila, so he won't be appearing.
*walks off the set*
*switched to hidden camera*
*the Break Room is the same as before, yada yada yada. Black Mage is sitting at the table, reading a book. Squall is on the computer*
Squall: Oh baby! Yes, that's it!
Black Mage: Look, would you shut the hell up about the porn? I'm trying to read here!
Squall: Ah, you're jeleous that you're not as handsome as me!
Black Mage: If you're that handsome, then why do you have to look at PICTURES of naked women?
Squall: I, uh, don't know.
Black Mage: You are the most pathetic person on earth.
Squall: *looks ashamed and closes the computer window*
Black Mage: Now...HADOUKEN! *Hadoukens Squall out of the room* Now back to reading.
*Vivi and Sephiroth enter the room*
Sephiroth: Look, kid, for the tenth time in as many days, I don't have a quarter!
Vivi: Yes, you do! I saw you're wallet!
Sephiroth: Just because I have a wallet doesn't mean I have a quarter! Now beat it!
Black Mage: FACE THIS!
Sephiroth: What now?
Black Mage: I have learned the legendary Ultima! Now die! *casts Ultima*
Sephiroth: *quickly casts Reflect, bouncing the spell back at Black Mage.*
Black Mage: *is blown out of the building*
Vivi:...mommy. *runs away*
Sephiroth: Stupid kid.
*Zell enters the room*
Zell: Okay, it's hot dog time!
Sephiroth: You had hot dogs five minutes ago! And five minutes before that!
Zell: GET OUT OF MY WAY, OLD MAN!
Sephiroth: You bastard! *changes into his One-winged Angel form* Zell: *pounds him down to the brink of death*
Sephiroth: BAH! PREPARE TO DIE!
*Edward comes out of hiding from behind Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: HAH HAH HAH!!! THE WEAKLING SHOWS HIS FACE!
Edward: *hits Sephiroth with his harp*
Sephiroth: How...is...this...possible? *dies*
Edward: *goes to level 99*
Zell: *grabs the hot dogs and runs*
Edward: YES! I can feel the power! Nothing can stop me now!
Tellah: *runs in* Did you say nothing could stop you?
Edward: FOOLISH OLD MAN!
Tellah: *hits Edward with his cane*
Edward: *dies*
*White Mage enters the room*
White Mage: WHAT IN THE NAME OF HEAVEN HAPPENED HERE?!
Tellah: Beats the hell out of me.
*Zidane enters the room*
Zidane: Donuts...
White Mage:...?
Zidane: Coffee...*walks in a zombie-like manner*
Tellah: The kid need some coffee! *tosses hot coffee onto Zidane*
Zidane: AH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! *runs around in circles, then flees out of the room*
*Black Mage returns*
Black Mage: "It burns!"? That reminds me! *goes to the computer and fires up Blood.
White Mage: That sick game again?
Black Mage: Quiet! I'm slaughtering innocents without more than a breath!
Tellah: White Mage, let's split.
*White Mage and Tellah leave*
Black Mage: Yes, it does burn!
*The accursed "beep" is heard*
Black Mage: *turns his hand toward the hidden camera* HADOUKEN!
*Camera goes static*
*switches to Galloway*
Galloway: *is listining to Magus's screams of horror* YES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! *notices he's back on* Bye! *runs away*