My Arm's Gold an' Hojo Stole my Girl
by FrijolDorado




Slept for a copla years
Some punks woke me up
And I noticed that:

My arm's made outta gold
Hojo stole my girl
My hair's too freaking long
And I got no more gil.

Got out chased after Sephiroth
Hoping to find Hojo
But Cait Sith's freaking slot
Killed us all---oh-oh!

We finally caught Sephiroth
We made 'im pay
I spend my days sitting on a rock
As I sing:

My arm's made outta gold
Hojo stole my girl
My hair's too freaking long
And I got no more gil.