Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria.

Barium..........................What you do with dead folks.

Cesarean Section........A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan.........................Searching for the cat.

Colic.........................A sheep dog.

Coma.......................A punctuation mark.

D&C.........................Where Washington is.

Dilate........................To live longer than your kids do.

Fester.................Quicker than someone else.

Fibula.................A small lie.

G.I.Series...........World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail............What you hang your coat on.

Hospital.............The biggest building in town, other

than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.

Labor Pain...............Getting hurt at work.

Morbid.....................A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates.

Medical Staff...........A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.

Outpatient................A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear...............A fatherhood test.

Pelvis........................Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative........A letter carrier.

Secretion ................. Hiding something

Tablet......................A small table to change babies on.

Seizure.....................Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.

Tumor.........................More than one.

Urine...........................Opposite of mine.

Varicose.....................Near by