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Here Comes the ClothHat

Written by The 984

Parody of Here Comes Santa Claus

Here comes the ClothHat!
Here comes the ClothHat!
Right down the ClothHat Lane!
Ackbar and Vorpy and all his buddies
Are pulling at his frays.
Bells are ringing, chatters singing;
All is merry and bright.
Hang up your hats and say your prayers,
'Cause the ClothHat comes tonight.

Here comes the ClothHat!
Here comes the ClothHat!
Right down the ClothHat Lane!
He is a hat that is filled with lav
For his bestest buddies again.
Watch those eyeballs shifty shifty,
What a beautiful sight.
Join the chat, get ready to hug,
'Cause the ClothHat comes tonight.

 

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