Capsule Review:
Earthbound Zero is perhaps the most famous NES game in existence. It is the predecessor of
Earthbound, that brilliantly demented Super Nintendo gem; anyone who played the later title
will instantly recognize Earthbound Zero. Initially, Shigesato Itoi had planned his satirical
drug-induced opus for the NES, but at the last moment, Nintendo of America headman Howard Lincoln
canned the American translation, fearing that Americans wouldn't be interested in an RPG. It was only
years later that ROM hacker Neo Demiforce purchased, dumped and translated a stray Earthbound Zero cartridge,
finally bringing the game to speakers of English.
Is this game worth one's while? Yes, but mainly as a curio. After all, the later SNES title is
superior in just about every way. Earthbound was never known for its plot - rather, its appeal lay in the
deadpan humour, the LSD-inspired battles, the hilarious items and the satire of America. All of these things
are more fully realized in the later game. Earthbound Zero has them in spades as well; however, the graphics
seem more bland (though the ones in the later game aren't hugely better, the older one lacks the freaky
backgrounds in battles), and the sound is best left out of the discussion. But if you play Earthbound Zero,
you'll have to put up with NES-era difficulty, game speed and play control, and that really is what harms the
game - it shouldn't take as long as it does to get from your house to the first town, dammit. The actual speed
might not even be vastly greater in the SNES game, but it certainly seems so. In short, it's interesting to see Earthbound in utero, but Earthbound Zero really doesn't stand up on
its own. And since there's nothing that's really radically different from the later game - just a slightly different
depiction of the same themes - this game can't compete with its own sequel. All in all, things turned out for the best; we got the better game later, and the older one received
a shroud of mystique and a fascinating history to somewhat mitigate its lesser playability.
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