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Ciddy the Hoster

Written by The 984

Parody of Frosty The Snowman

Ciddy the hoster was a jolly, corny soul
With a pig mystic and a Mailbag show
And a portable plot hole.
Ciddy the hoster is a bit schtizo they say.
It seems he's Lucca and Ozzie too
And some guy who says "Yummies" all day.

There must have been some insanity in that
Old green hat he found.
Now that it is on his head,
He's one of the craziest around.

Oh, Ciddy the hoster
Was as funny as he could be
And the repliers say he would laugh
If there was a Mess Up he could see.

Hostetty host host
Hostetty host host
Look at Ciddy go.
Hostetty host host
Hostetty host host
Hosting the Mailbag show.

Ciddy the hoster
Knew he'd take no replies that day,
So he said,
"I'll go
And finish the show
Before I go away."

On to the sever,
He did upload his page,
With an update here
And a little square
Saying the topic of next week.

He copied some replies down
And put them on his page.
He added some of his remarks,
Like a witty little sage.

Now Ciddy the hoster
Has this last bit to say.
He says, "Goodbye."
And, "Don't you cry."
For he'll be back in seven days.

Hostetty host host
Hostetty host host
Look at Ciddy go.
Hostetty host host
Hostetty host host
Hosting the Mailbag show.

 

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