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Kagon, the Pyro Princess

Written by Faetan

Parody of Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer

Kagon the Pyro Princess
Looked good in black pantyhose
And if you ever saw him
You would even say "That blows."

All of the other staffers
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Kagon
Join in Jim-Shaheen-killing games!

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Merlin came to say
Kagon with your fire so bright
Won't you light my sleigh tonight?

He chose his words too poorly
As Kagon fired it up with glee
Kagon the Pyro Princess
Burned down all of RPG! (Classics, that is!)

 

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