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The Twelve Weapons of Destruction

Written by Lunaris and The 984

Parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas

As the first weapon of destruction,
Lunaris gave to me…
Lunaris: A Turbo-Plaaaaasma Rifle!
As the second weapon of destruction,
Lunaris gave to me…
Lunaris: Two, Gauss Canoooooooooooons! Etc…
As the third weapon of destruction,
Lunaris gave to me…
Lunaris: Three all shiny Pizzachu Bazozoka! Etc…
As the fourth weapon of destruction,
Lunaris gave to me…
Lunaris: Four loaded and armed Pulse Minicanons! Etc…
As the fifth weapon of destruction,
Lunaris gave to me…
Lunaris: Five unstable and highly volatile C4 Cookiiiiiies! Etc…
As the sixth weapon of destruction,
Lunaris gave to me…
Lunaris: Six bulky Juggernauts Mech Armors! Etc…
As the seventh weapon of destruction,
Lunaris gave to me…
Lunaris: Seven weapons with a unnessary lengthy name but reaaaaaaaaally painfull! Etc…
As the eighth weapon of destruction,
Lunaris gave to me…
Lunaris: Eight huge and Peer-Blasting Mysisisisidan Cannoooons! Etc…
As the ninth weapon of destruction,
Lunaris gave to me…
Lunaris: Nine super-heated-liquide Jello-Cannon MAAAARK TWENTY- FOUR! Etc…
As the tenth weapon of destruction,
Lunaris gave to me…
Lunaris: Ten oversized Energy Artilery Cannnons that blast a whole city in a innnnstant! Etc…
As the eleventh weapon of destruction,
Lunaris gave to me…
Lunaris: Eleven highly-concentrated SAPPER! (Super Automated Plasma Particle Energy Reaction!!!) Etc…
As the twelfth weapon of destruction,
Lunaris gave to me…
Lunaris: Twelve revolvers containing enough firepower to level the, solar, SYSSSSSTME! Etc…

 

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