Well you know
Shaggy, and Ciddy, and Flintedge, and Zeppelin.
Orak, and Saturn, and Kagon, and Merlin.
But do you recall
The most reddest Staffer of all?
Zero, the Red Clad Reploid,
Has a very shiny sword.
And if you ever see it,
You'll end up in the morgue.
All of the other Staffers,
Used to cower at his name.
They'd never want to face Zero
In any Starcraft games.
The one foggy Saturday night,
Rast came to say:
"Zero with your sword so bright,
Won't you promote this site tonight?"
Then all the Staffers loved him,
And they shouted out with glee:
"Zero, the Red Clad Reploid,
You're a big part of RPGC!"