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Hojo's Karaoke Number Something stupid I wrote while waiting for a huge download. This work got me through 5% of it! It's the FF7 story from Hojo's point of view, as told to the girls at Costa del Sol in a karaoke night at the beach. In case you're wondering, it's a nosense 60'ish song Mogs flying with their Short wings... Chocobos pecking the floor Looking for a meal... (Guitar solo goes here) Looking for a sword I find a spear I'll put it by the grave Of my lovely dear. Now you know She ain't dead yet She lives still I hope she'd croak So I'd give her the flowers I bought. As the vampire runs So the sun glows But my sun Keeps shining. Let me tell you what I mean I am nice 'cause I'm a scientist I am far away from being mean I am crazy but not evil. Name's Hojo the crazy doc. Call me Sephiroth's old man I dumped him in a ship that was docked When he was born. After a while I went mad, I mean angry not mentally ill. Chased my teacher, Kidnapped his wife And experimented with his girl. A while ago I ran away That's why I'm at the beach Wasting my time all day Sun bathing with my coat on. But did I mention I gave a killer a new look Plastic surgery I gave 'im Made him a spook. Not always have I been This scared My son's wanting to kill the world So I ran away To save my tail. Boys, girls, study lots Don't fight like Sephiroth Be creators instead and make Your own freaky freaks. (music goes back to slow tune) Mogs flying with their Short wings... Chocobos pecking the floor Looking for a meal... Author's note: Now what am I supposed to do for the next 95% time left??? Maintained by: |
