|Don't come into this Coffee Shop
||(Weiila)This is another humorous FF-series crossover, this one taking a look on the villains from Kefka to Seymour
trying to once and for all decide who's the most evil one. Of course, this means a lot of meaniness,
Seph making use of the Masamune and all that jazz ;) Good stuff, too! Reader reviews of this fic.
|But Thou MUST!
||(Weiila)Humoristic piece by Archone, you all know what to expect, right? Prepare to laugh...
The Dragon Warrior Nester banishes the dragon and saves the princess, as the legends have told and ballads have told.
However, it might turn out that saving Gwaelin might not have been his wisest pick of heroic deeds, after all, considering
how possessive the girl is...
|My dearest enemy
||(Weiila)Archone adds another sweet 8-bit tale to our fine archives, this one combining the outcoming of the first two Legend of Zelda games for the Nes.
It's a great humorous fic about Link's trials as a king; two Zeldas fighting over him, the boring life in the castle, and Ganon tormenting his sleep. Well, for the last one... almost. Nothing more painful than being beaten in pool, actually...
Dunno about everybody else, but just the first dialogue between our hero and Ganon had me laughing loudly. :)
|Golden Love, Golden Sorrow
||(Weiila)The (second) sequel to "My Dearest Enemy" (see the author's note to see why there's no first sequel in our archives. You
don't have to have read the missing story to follow in this one though).
Link continues to have troubles with his Zeldas, while Ganon gets a revolt in his teeth... uh... hands. A great story
as usual from Archone, with a lot of soft humor and emotion.
This part would really fit better in the "Reality" section, but I wanted to keep the series in the same place.
|Broken Hearts, Broken Dreams
||(Weiila)The third (okay, fourth in all honesty but we STILL don't have that nr 1.5) and last story about Link's torments as the king of Hyrule. This story is gently wrapped up in a feeling of dull despair, but it will also dwelve into the deeper meaning of "true love", and I guarantee that it'll leave you smiling for a long time after you've finished it. Without meaning in the current life, perhaps "forwards" isn't the way to go?
||(Mazrim) Yet another
Archone fanfic, this one centered around a
less-known (somewhat) PC RPG, Ultima VI. Three of
the secondary characters, Dupre, Iolo, and
Shamino, are the protagonists of this very epic
short story. Reminiscent of broad swashbuckling
tales like "The Three Musketeers," this
story has a humorous premise, fights on rooftops,
beautiful women, and a general nonchalance to the
heroes that makes this fanfic very cool. And it's
comparatively short, so you don't have to set
aside an entire afternoon reading it like some
fanfics in this archive. :)
Ashbear and Wayward Tempest
||(Weiila)A comedy "horror" story by the Copious Couple, on par with their (you know you love it!) "Welcome to the Balamb Garden Network". Ultimecia is back and ready for revenge... but time itself is obviously against her. ^^;; Due to technical difficulties you only get this little teaser for now. Sowwy.
|Welcome to the Balamb Garden Network
||(Weiila)Normally I draw a symbol against evil forces when seeing a "chatroom fic" since they're overall just to be branded free
of plot. This one however is simply too hilarious to brush away. Insanity galore as the FF8 gang (including pets) have
a less than normal conversation over a chat. Includes the strangest nicknames you'll (hopefully) see.
And lets not forget the fact that Squall towards the end shows tendencies well known in the RPGC chatroom.
Yes, it's a text file. After all, it's a chatlog.
|I'm never going to get drunk again...
||(Weiila)Aye. This fic offers yet another reason to stay clear of having to speak out the title.
Link meets an old friend and they decide to take a break at the nearest bar. This turns out to maybe not be the best idea
our pointy-haired hero ever got.
Cody and Charles Farone
|The world goes to hell
and it's all Locke's fault
2 3 4 5
|(Weiila)Well, the title pretty much... says it all :) If you like really weird humor, this is a fic for you. I suppose all
the characters involved can be grateful of is that Kefka isn't around anymore...
There are two versions of part 2, but they are quite different from each other so I left both of them in. :) Hilarious. Reader reviews of this fic.
8th March. Changed the author to the real ones. Credits added.
|Jerry Springer FF8 Style
||(Weiila)Funkiest pen-name as of yet, I dare say... but in any case...
Jerry Springer and relationships just doesn't mix well, I'm sure we all can agree on that. He's gonna need a lot of guards if he aims at sorting anything related to FFVIII out though, this just might be more than the talkshow can chew off...
About the author
|The FF break room
||(Weiila)d_Galloway's first shot at the humor genre brings us a hilarious look at what all the FF-characters do in their
spare time. From FF1 to FF10, this is an allout relaxing experience. And if you believe that last thing
you should go and vote Kefka for president ;D This is as crazy and funny as it can get.
|The FF break room 2
||(Weiila)Ah, here we go again... new and improved break room, new camera, new... situations... darn that Black Mage for
using poor cute little Vivi's abilites for his dark cause... evil I say!! As hilarious as the first one, so get
|The FF break room 3
||(Weiila)The series o' FF-madness continue... now with more explosions, chicks, FF1 ninjas and Starcraft!
|The FF break room 4
||(Weiila)And enter ze villains with long swords and irritating laughter... plus, a mysterious new nemesis delivers
his first threath of death...
|The FF break room 5
||(Weiila)Err... the mysterios enemy Mox attacks! Who is he? What does he want? And... what the heck, Galloway?!?
Expect a very surprising plot twist in this one... OK, so it isn't pure FF but the episodes need to be
kept at the same place to make the series make sense, don'tcha think?
|The FF break room 6
||(Weiila)And now ph33r the skills of Edward, Black Mage, Zell and the society of irritated fanficauthors. ;)
|The FF break room 7: Attack of the Dark Fics
||(Weiila)Ahem. As we all know Gallo is really our current horror fic master but has recently turned to comedy, and
in this one they come back -with another, certain charater whom shall not be named here- to get him back, preferably dead not alive! Of
course, Sephiroth, Kefka, Black Mage Edward and all the other brave heroes (...) come to save the day! Oh God...
|The FF break room 8
||(Weiila)Will it ever end? Hopefully not... :) Will Magus ever learn? Hopefully, but not expectable...
|Final Fantasy: Solid
|(Weiila)An actionpacked fic, with over ten induvidual characters! Live the drama of a lost love, a seemingly hopeless mission, bravery of one hero and his companions as they seek to free the innocent Frozen Continent from insane terrorist! Oh yeah... and some hostages.
Forced into yet another mission, the hero Cloud must follow the commands of Colonel Steiner whether he likes it or not. With the help of Relm and Tifa, will he prevail?
Use almost over five different vehicles and weapons to free the continent!
Get ready to face the danger of the millenia!
Two free blocks on your memory card(tm) required for saving your game.
|Final Fantasy: Solid Part 2
||(Weiila)Updated again. On his way through the terrorist base Cloud manages to get himself caught. Hit the square button like there was
|Final Fantasy: Solid Part 3
||(Weiila)The grand finale approaches! It'll take stealth, bravery, one heck of a lot of codec calls and jokes to win!
Godcrapit, can't Kuja just die like a normal villain!? No wait, he does die like a generic villain...
|Final Fantasy: Solid 2
||(Weiila)Here we go again! You need the original story to play the second indignation... uh... ignoram... ignition!
|Final Fantasy: Solid 2 part 2
|(Weiila)And the epic tale of bravery goes on! Cloud survives the tanker... or so you thought, perhaps? Something is definitely
foul here (like we didn't see that coming...). (finished 14/8)
|The Mox Saga
|(Weiila)Remember Mox from the Final Fantasy breakroom? Well, seems that one was fake (we all knew that...)
and here the REAL one shows up. The series stars several other people from the RPGC community and will tie in
with the FFbreakroom series :D Reader reviews of this fic.
|The FF break room 9
||(Weiila)(Yes it's supposed to be placed here, you'll understand when you read The Mox Saga)
|The Mox Saga continuance
||(Weiila)We now return to our other main program...
|Return of The Mox Saga continuance
||(Weiila)Well you see... something went wrong with the recordings of scene 14-16, it's all explained in the revised episode 16. But you'll never notice, I swear! *tries to smile honestly*
|The FF break room 10
||(Weiila)Just when you thought you were safe, here we go again!
|The Moxsaga continuance strikes again!
||(Weiila)The grand finale is near! Hold on tight as Gallo leads the troop towards slaughtering of evil and DBZ. Except for Piccolo, of course.
|SUPER-HAPPY-BIG-BIG ff breakroom!
||(Weiila)Extra long episode! A new villain is in the hoods, turning the characters to babies! Also, you'll have some hints in this...
|The Final Fantasy Breakroom 12
||(Weiila)... and even more in this one, about this new evil who claims that his powers is greater than Mox'. O_O Hold on tight,
a new story with RPGC fellows is on its way. Otherwise than that, in this part is a peek at a few of the heroes as
children. Oh golly...
|The Final Fantasy Breakroom Character bios
||(Weiila)I was wondering when we'd get a load of this ;) Raw, but truthful character descriptions... at least from the Break
Room's character world.
|The Daemon Saga Prelude
|(Weiila)Another RPGC/Final Fantasy/other crossover by Galloway, the sequel to the Mox saga. This is promised to be darker and
a bit more violent than the other crossovers, but there's still humour.
Trying to figure out who the mysterius two persons he saw during the MERC mission, Galloway finds some interesting
... Are you staring at my leather outfit? *cracks whip*
|Daemon saga part 2
||(Weiila)What's to say besides OW! when Gallo slaughters DBZ even more and brings in original characters?
|Daemon saga characters
||(Weiila)Character bios! What did you expect, the Nobel prize? :)
|The Final Fantasy Breakroom Halloween!
||(Weiila)Halloween special and Daemon saga interlude! ^_^ Not very scary, but it's about Halloween, so...
|Daemon saga part 3
||(Weiila)Do the fusion trick, do the fusion trick agaaain... and don't mess with my original characters, they will bite your
head off... Meliah and Gemini are kidnapped but makes a grand escape, Gallo and Neo fights evil like animals, Magus is
strangely pretty much absent and a man with a hook joins the battle! Whooo!
|Daemon saga part 4
||(Weiila)The third chunk of the tale turned out really small (though there's a new episode in it), but I decided to make a new
part for the special episodes... see the heroes split up in four groups to get to Daemon, each group's episode being
written by the author leading it! (Finished 2/12)
|The Naar Saga
2 3 4
|(Weiila)Here we go again, another saga by Gallo! ^_^... ^_~... ~_o... o_O... not AGAIN! Galloway, I have one word for you!
Crack! Well... I would have that to say, if it wasn't for the fact that children aren't allowed to play with dangerous
things like whips... Falchin comes back, babbling something about his father's curse and hinting about some new evil.
Galloway is having omnious dreams about getting mutilated alive and there's doubtlessly madness ahead. You know,
the usual stuff...
Sequel to the Mox and Daemon Sagas.
|The Final Fantasy Breakroom Christmas special
||(Weiila)Well, it's that time of the year... the time of socks over the fireplace, being together with family, stuffing yourself
with too much food... and of course save Christmas!! And with a break room filled with bored heroes, is there anything
better than to go out and do your holiday job?
This spells disaster...
|The Final Fantasy Breakroom 15
||(Weiila)Relive the classics, the breakroom is alive again! Whoo! |
In this episode, three mysterious figures show up and start messing around with the Square
HQ as well as mystic portals and time. Of course, the FF characters + the author and friends
won't just sit and watch all this occur! Oh no, not us!
Though the participants might start wishing they had...
|How Love is Lost
||(Weiila)The true and tragic story behind the reason of all Aeris Resurrection Fics; their origin as in why people do write them
at all. About the evil economic presidents and commitees that will regret certain choices.
|The King of Fanfiction
||(Weiila)Yes, it's really this bad. That darn Galloway has brought the Queen of Fanfiction into a bedridden state with all his
chasing after me to update more. He's evil. EVIL I SAY!
Well, anyway... with the Queen out, there's a need for a King to take over. One problem, who would that be? A contest
must be held, calling all the male authors from all over in a whacky contest... and some females too, for some reason.
... and who the heck made Magus chancellor?!
|The Christmas Saga, Chapter 2
||(Weiila)Due to Sin being in charge of the Christmas celebration at RPGC, a chunk of the community members decide that it might be safer and more peaceful to spend the holidays over at an old hotel. The phamplet claims that you're not allowed to have read "The Shining" to be the there, though...
Includes Santa's evil Twin Half-brother, beer, obscure references, people trying to destroy the internet, that bloody shrinking, old enemies returning, new enemies showing up, children, chibifications, beer and zombies. Lots of beer. And even more zombies.
About the Author
||Author's notes and the characters' stats.
|Swords for hire:
Will of Elder Topa
|(Weiila)This is a sweet lil' Final Fantasy Tactics fic (our first for that game, too. W00t for Doc!) by Doc Shinryuu,
well known from the mailbag :)
FFT is yet another game I've never gotten my hands on, but I still find it quite enjoyable and humorous so those
who know the story behind it all should find it even better ;)
Ramza's friends that star in this story (eventually series) are short on money and buy a map for a mine...
||(Weiila)And they're back! Time for the calculators to clash... they don't only fight, they can count too! If you're a
FFT-character, that's kinda useful ya know...
|Trap of the Bandits
||(Weiila)The third tale of the FFT troupe is here! This time they take on a group of bandits stealing beer... eh, yeah. Also
muses a bit on the subject of summons taking a tad bit too long...
|Swords for Hire Part 4
||(Weiila)The fourth installment in Doc's Final Fantasy Tactics comedy series. This time the group of mercenaries are hired to guard
a lonely cart. The driver looks strangely familiar though... and what's the cargo?
It's a hard life when paper clips can be deadly, isn't it? >:)
|Swords for Hire 5:
Challenge of Zero
|(Weiila)A thief with a familiar name will learn not to anger white mages, especially not if they use really strange
weapons. There are also cameos from one of the funniest fantasy series to ever exist ^_^ The funniest Swords for hire
as of yet in my humble opinion.
|Swords for Hire Interlude: Interview of the author
||(Weiila)An addition to Doc's author interview, where the author uh... "allows" the characters to ask him questions. Quite funny
About the author
|Call me a Treasurehunter
||(Weiila)A musical (!!) written by DomaDragoon, featuring a lot of the Final Fantasies and Breath of Fire 1 ^_^ Follow Locke Cole
as he fights for survival, dignity and love in the Midgar slums. Features Celes Chere, Squall Leonheart, Nadia Guardia,
Gobi of the Fishthingclan, Faris Tycoon, Kefka Palazzo and many, many more! Soundtrack available in a shop far from you!
Critics say: "Another fabulous DomaDragoon production, get your tickets now before they are sold out!"
first story in the Seiken Series by Duran the
Warrior, it sets the scene and introduces the
characters nicely. While it is not as well
written as the other stories in his series, it is
still a good, quick read. Kevin and Riesz (Lise
in some translations) make such a cute couple!
|Peace||(Mazrim) A nice story
about how Kevin and Riesz get to know one another
better, it is in dialogue-only format, which
seems suited to the way this series is going,
with more emphasis on character interactions than
on imagery. Nice dialogue nonetheless, and an
overall innocently humorous fic.
||(Mazrim) Continuing on
the character development between the characters
of SD3, this fic centers around Elliot, who has
just learned about the "birds and the
bees" from Duran. It is a very humorous
story that has some adult overtones, but nothing
that I think the visitors of this site will find
offensive, I don't think. If you do find it
offensive, lighten up a bit, it's not as bad as
some out there. ^_^
of the Past
||(Mazrim) The first
story in the Seiken Series that's main purpose is
to further the plot. It still has humor and
lighthearted events, but the story is largely
about a shadowy figure from Hawkeye's and Riesz's
past. Nevertheless, it is still in the
"comedies" section to keep it with the
other fics in the series.
||(Mazrim) Another story
largely about the plot and shadowy characters,
this one focuses around Hawkeye at a fighting
tournament to decide who is the strongest
fighter. Now we'll finally be able to answer the
age-old question: Who is stronger, Kevin or Hawk?
||(Mazrim) A story about
Ashton's and Leon's from Star Ocean 2 quest for
love. I think that this may rank among the most
humorous of Duran's fics, even though I've never
played Star Ocean 2. "We were going
somewhere, but we had a slight argument and the
ship wasn't on autopilot." Heeheehee, quite
||(Mazrim) From what I've
watched of cooking shows ("Iron Chef,"
mostly), this is a hilarious, if a bit short,
cooking parody with characters from Star Ocean 2.
We want more parodies of cooking shows!
|In another dimension... Maybe
||(Weiila)Now this is dangerous stuff... everybody who plans on reading this better turn off
any sanity you have left if you like to preserve it (why you'd like to do so is beyond me,
though... ;) ). It's a completely crazy humor fic; Eihra gives us the dramatical scene in the Ocean Palace
where the heroes are supposed to be beaten by Lavos... sliiightly rewritten. If you thought
Kefka was irritating, wait until Frog starts showing signs of being influated by the transvestite angel...
About the author
||(Weiila)Well whaddaya know, the man who's commonly known here as a thriller-tragedy writer can do humor as well!
A very enjoyable story about a superhero in the world of FFVII, courtesy of... Hojo of all people. Oi, for an evil mad scientist he has a knack for creating good guys. Anyway... no villain will be safe on the street anymore now that Booya Sucka is put into action!
|(Weiila) If you read Online life (a comic by Spoonybard, a link to it can be found in the Link section of RPGC), you know
the staffmember's more humorous sides (this can be found at the message boards as well). And here thay are;
in fanfic format! In the Prologue the main characters and villains are introduced, in chapter one you will
once again face the fact; cuteness is the deadly sister of DOOM! Superb characterizations, humor, plot and even art!
With 70% more My little ponies! For character bios and even drawings of some of the people participating, go here (Faetan's own subsite)
||(Weiila)The horrifying and hungry Moogoon attacks! And that's merely the start of it... the cliffhanger at the end of this chapter
gives me the creeps! O_O
||(Weiila)The long awaited continuation of the whacky RPGC tale ^_^
Still in captivity Faetan meets the strange figure who instructed Charlemagne what to do in chapter 2. Even worse, they
are old friends... Macc is brought to safety by another helmeted fellow. Merlin tries to find out if Lunaris
really managed to kill Faetan by mistake, and as Mazrim isn't allowed to tell him, our piano magnet have to
turn to... other sources... the search is on and the fellow Hiryuu collected from Moogoon's preys make his entrance (God
save us all...). Features Macc facing off his evil copy (in his own words: "Finally, a story in which I can actually
hurt Dark Macc, it's like a dream come true! ^_^").
||(Weiila)Can you say "hoo-ha!"? Well, "yay!" works too ;) It's another chapter of Rendezvous!
In this one, Merlin goes out in the middle of the night to find the source of his piano curse. Who is the person (apart
from Hiryuu) who hates Merl enough to grant him such a cruel gift? The answer... lies within Sluggish Hollow.
And what happened to Tenchimaru after he was about to get married off in the last chapter? *grins*
|Rendezvous Chapter 4.2 Something
Guest Chapter by Weiila
|(TD)The gang is assembled once more. After Merl manages to work his way through certain... "issues", Zero manages
to awaken an ancient horror. Filled with inside jokes, this one's great. Ask around if you need help understanding them :P
|The Way it Should be
||(TD)This fic is kind of like poking the brain with a long stick. Strange, but surprisingly not very painful, at least if you bear with it for a bit.
|One Winged Angel Translation
||(Weiila)A... somewhat... innovative translation of the lyrics for Sephiroth's theme song.
OK, not by the rule a fanfic, but I found it a very funny parody. Give it a read, you'll be chuckling guaranteed ^_^
|My Arm's Gold an' Hojo Stole my Girl
||(Weiila)Not a parody translation this time, but an original song - or poem since there's no music - by Frijol. It's once a gain
a humorous piece :)
|The Summoner Town Nursery Song
||(Weiila)Another whacky "translation" by Frijol. This time it's Melodies of life being turned into a somewhat strange nursery
song from Madain Sari... yeah ^_^;
|Hojo's Karaoke Number
||(Weiila)Didn't you see the title? Run for your lives, it's the Apocalypse!!
A song about some unexplained stuff in FF7. Considering the imagenary setting of hte thing, read at your own risk...
|My Tamed Canine
||(Weiila)Another silly song from our song parody writer, this one ah... a love song from Nanaki to whatever lady lion(?) creature
he found to marry...
|Black Mage's Whining Session
||(Weiila)The song/poetry/parody writer is at it again!
In this one, it's our dear ol' Black Mage brooding over his life and his lack of face and feet. Humorous, but with a bit
of a mangled but still grim undertone.
Joker Loire of the Turks
About the Author
||(Weiila)Selphie's lucky socks are stolen, and Irvine takes up the case in pure, paranoid, over-analysing and suspicious Dick Tracy rip-off style. Say your last prayers, Balamb Garden... especially with an old fashioned Pink Panther/Inspector
Clouseau assassin on the loose as well.
|Scenes from a
FF8 (Scene 1-6)
|(Weiila)*tries to get back into the chair after falling off laughing* This is an insane humor fic by
good ol' Kaiser, and a darn good one too!
To sum it
up; why try to stay true to the stereotypical character molds when you can smash them
completely?! (Reremastered, 7/9) Reader reviews of this fic.
|Scenes from a
FF8, part 2 (Scene 7-14)
|(Weiila)Here we go again... enter Ellone, Squall reads Shakespear, Edea gets possessed again, Selphie
drinks coolaid... can it get better?! :)
|Scenes from a
FF8, part 3 (Scene 15-20)
|(Weiila)Yes, here's more! This latest scene isn't so very focused on humor, more on the careful, reluctant romance growing between
alternate Seifer and alternate Selphie. It's so cute... but somehow so horribly creepy at the same time...
The new scenes carry a return of humor though. Disclamer: Warning! Reading part 16 may cause drop of IQ! *grins*
|Scenes from a
FF8, part 4 (Scene 21-27)
|(Weiila)Edea is possessed. When Edea is possessed she kills things. Well, she tries... (update 2/12)
|Scenes from a
FF8, part 5 (Scene 28-32)
|(Weiila)The end is nigh, will everybody find someone to love? Will Edea get dispossesed? Will Sid ever get rid of his stupid mask? It is now complete!
|Scenes from a
FF8, The Cast
|(Weiila)The cast of the wacky alternate universe series by sir Almasy.
|The First Time
||(StarStorm) A rather romantic fic, that ends on quite a funny note. Things are ultimately not what they seem (or what you think, you little perverts), and Aliena shows how well she can string her readers along. Still, a romantic comedy from an excellent author, and it's short, so go read!|
||(Weiila)Selphie needs Irvine's help with a little shopping... and he gets to bring two friends along to do it. A good reason to learn not to laugh at a friend facing an embarrasing mission.|
Mildly humorous as the heroes show that they can plan, fight and survive... but maybe not get the best presents for a woman...
|There's Something about Selphie
||(Mazrim) One of the few 'comedy' fanfics the archive's gotten in a long time, this fanfic just goes to show that even though Selphie might seem like an airhead...there's just something about her that ALL guys love. The bubbly personality, the constant smiling, the kawaii innocence, all these things tend to addle men's minds, used to a very amusing effect in this fanfic :P.|
|What about Nida?
||(Mazrim) Yeah! What ABOUT Norman? Err...Nida. ^_^ This fanfic centers around the trials and tribulations of Nida, the other SeeD graduate along with Squall, Zell, and Selphie in FF8. He's not mentioned much in the game (indeed, Squall even forgets his name), but this author with her cool, concise, yet very lively writing style brings him to life, and breathes humanity into this almost nameless character of FF8. Reader reviews of this fic.|
|What about Xu?
||(Mazrim) A companion story to the epic tale "What about Nida?" this story is told from the point of view of Xu, another side character in the events of FF8. Basically, it's a retelling of the story of FF8 through her eyes, which is interesting if only to get a fresh perspective on everything. Funny, interesting, nice, cool, what better adjectives can a story ascribe to have?|
|Where You'll Be
||(Mazrim) A sequel to "What about Nida," reportedly written because Nida demanded to get the girl. Well, you'll see what happens in this story, which is very humorous, even if it is slightly bittersweet because Nida is quite shy and sensitive to things like that. It's as much a love story as anything, and one that I think the shy, more nerdy (it's not bad!) types could identify with. Or hope for. Sorta like Tenchi Muyo!... :P Reader reviews of this fic.|
|The Curse Lifter
||Man, for all their good up-bringing and education, the heroes of Dragon Warrior are still stupid enough to equip stuff clearly marked "cursed". So now the merry group of three warriors of the second game in this series have to search out a way to get rid of the cursed sword. This might not be too complicated in the end, but still it's a funny lil' story that I recommend.
|How the X Stole Christmas
||(Weiila)And here's a parody of "The Grinch who Stole Christmas" from our classic librarian, RPC style ^_^ What's to expect
apart from chuckle teasing rhymes and a bit of our speacial insanity brand? ;)
crossover fanfic with characters from FFIV, V,
VI, VII, and Lufia. Very good plot, as far as
fanfics go, with a scattering of humor
throughout. Somewhat long, but if you have time,
it's a must-read, especially since it's by Mr.
Saturn, and if you praise it along with your
submissions, maybe your fanfic will have a better
chance of getting in!
fanfic starring characters from FFIV, V, VI, VII,
and Chrono Trigger. Focuses on what would happen
if characters from various games were forced into
proximity with one another, as a result an
involving plot isn't needed. If you have some
free time, this fic will most likely make you
laugh. Reader reviews of this fic.
humorous fanfic starring the characters from
Parasite Eve, as well as Mog from FFVI. Nothing
much else I can say about this, good writing +
funny jokes = good fanfic.
|Tenchimaru the little Half-Dragon and Big Bad Lunaris
||(Weiila)You better read Rendezvous by Faetan to get all the jokes ;)
A creepy, actionpacked tale of Lunaris going crazy and hunting down poor little Tenchimaru Draconis, leaving disaster in
his wake. The poor RPGC people getting on the way can only pray for survival...
About the author
|The Weakest Link: Final Fantasy Style
||(Weiila)Parodies, parodies... of TV-shows. Let's play the Weakest Link with the Final Fantasy heroes of the Playstation and
Playstation 2! Who'll win this wrestlematch of brains and cunning, and walk home with the prize money in their grubby
|The Epic of The Onion Knight
||(Weiila)Hey look, finally (pardon the pun) some Final Fantasy III (the Japanese one) action! This is a very cute and funny poem
about the quest of the four Onion Kids that set off to destroy the great evil that threathens the world. The tale retold
in a quirky and humorous way :)
|Protectors of the Plot Continuum, 2,
3 4, 5
6, 7, 8
||(Weiila)Enjoy the tales of Tyler and Kirsten, assassins in the Department of Mary Sues, FFVIII continuum - even if they now and
then get to visit and preserve other FF's as well. They're part of the PPC. They're a team. They're sarcastic. They want
blood. And have a good varity of ways of how to dispose of the Sues!
The PPC is the creation of the original assassins Jay and Acacia, Lord of the Rings' Sue Department. See their
honorable work here, as well as other spinoffs.
Read StarStorm's rant about Mary Sues to learn why we hate them and how to avoid being one.
|An Islander Christmas
||(Weiila)Was a while ago that we last met Robert the WarMage and the rest of the whacky crew of the Islanders, hmm? This hilarious story about Christmas decorationing going all the way to deepest hell and back is set some time after Enter a WarMage, after the still in progress story "Ordeals" by StarStorm. However, you won't have to read that to get what's going on here, just grin at the new faces on the Island and raise your eyebrows as some of them are prone to give a BIT too much information...
|The Quest for the Perfect RPG
|(Weiila)Set in the Chrono Cross world... but the normal heroes won't have any big roles. A group of unlikely allies set out on the
ultimate adventure, the Quest for the Perfect RPG. This of course includes leveling up, buying spells, fighting
monsters... communicating with the Other side of the Game Over screen and trying to prove that you're not evil just
because you team up with Lynx...
If you like RPGWorld, Adventurers! and the like, you'll love this ^_^
|The Quest To rescue Nobou Uematsu
|(Weiila)Teh is at it again, stumbling through a set of game worlds bending with the reality that reaches for it... or is that
the other way around? Prince Cid of Figaro and friends are flung into a quest to save Square from being swallowed up
by an evil force... maybe. Nobou Uematsu might be the key to the twisted lock... but he seems to have gone missing!
|The Second Quest to Rescue Nobou Uematsu
||(Weiila)Poor Nobou thought that he'd get some peace and quiet after that first adventure,
I'm sure. However, ain't gonna happen and the composer is stuck in the middle of another plot, filled with... eh A-levels and
|Phantasy Star Four Point Nine Recurring
||(Weiila)Okay... the mercenary and all his friends have fought peculiar evil forces in Chrono Chross and the Final
Fantasies... time to wreak havoc in the world of Phantasy Star! As usual when teh is at it, expect an innovative and
The forces of Motavia covers before the new and frightening threat, worse than anyone ever has seen before; the plot
itself is turning evil. Heroes gather in a desperate attempt to fight the... ehm... Fifth Era? And in the end, perhaps
somebody will even find the One Truth. And no, it's not 42, that's the Answer darnit.
|Phantasy Star Four Point Nine Recurring: Part 2
||(Weiila)Everyone duck and cower, here comes a sequel to teh's last zany tale about Phantasy Star and the games' troubles with false sequels and mispronounced spells. This one will deal with crazy
|basements scientists with an obsession for dissecting stuff, invasions of universities and how the love for a game series might cause the games themselves one heck of a lot of trouble. Beware of the Hyperplonk!
|Girls' Night Out
||(Weiila)The male heroes of Xenosaga are sent out on a little shopping spree, but it turns out that the planet Zeus II has some
very strange rules about how to get the wares. The kind of stuff that makes normal stupid sidequests pale in compare. For
one, Jr. finds his female side and thinks up new ways to kill great evils along the way.
A very funny humor story, really enjoyable whether you've played the game or not!
About the author
||(Mazrim) A very funny,
if a bit twisted fanfic about what the characters
in Chrono Trigger do while they're stuck in the
end of time while Crono and two others go out
adventuring. What, you thought they just stood
there and gestured? The humor in this is very
reminiscent of animes like Tenchi Muyo and
suchlike, so it is a must-read if you find those
shows funny. And if you don't...well, your sense
of humor is obviously flawed. ^_~ A hilarious
||(Mazrim) A long, quite
humorous fanfic from Weiila. Her slightly insane
style of humor is seen again here, this time in
full force, starring characters from FFIV, V, VI,
Chrono Trigger, Lufia, Breath of Fire, Secret of
Mana, Terranigma, Earthbound, A Link to the Past,
Megaman, TMNT, and for a brief span of time (heh
heh...), Power Rangers. Any crossover with this
many characters is almost ensured to be a bit
confusing, but Weiila has masterfully turned that
confusion into a hilarious story about the RPG
characters...well...hanging around! Read to find
of the Deepest Depths of Horror
||(Mazrim) A return to
humor for Weiila, and proof that she hasn't lost
her touch after her last three (I think...) more
serious fanfics. It is the sequel to
"Hanging Around", also in this Archive.
It shows in its own special way that characters
of "good" games must stick together, be
they villain or hero, against the ultimate
villain that is...*gasp!* I won't say it, but if
you have very juvenile tendencies regarding your
choices of anime, might I suggest you not read
this fanfic. :)
|One Of Those Days
||(Mazrim) Not so much a
fanfic set in any particular world, but instead a
cross between Weiila's real world home, with the
characters in the stories she writes about. Based
on the premise that any character she writes
about comes to life, as a result of her many
crazy stories, she has a bunch of video game
characters running around her house. And to top
it all off, she has a bad cold... :P The humorous
setting, combined with Weiila's writing, makes
this a very funny fanfic, another one of those
'must reads' that I'm always talking about. :)
||(Weiila)Well, I'm reviewing this myself simply because it's hardly a fanfic, really. As you see in
the title it's all about puns, and yes they're horrible. But as you might have noticed many characters
in our favorite games have names that could be used... in a story *grins*
I'd call this an extreme crossover ;)
About the author
|An RPGChristmas story
||(Weiila)This whacky story takes place all over the world of RPGC and the outside.
Wil gets the responsibility to fix the RPGChristmas party and goes off to find inspiration. Sadly he also gets the
order to teach Santa's daughter Jingle the true meaning of Christmas, but the Tower of Bable and the Staff forum might
not be the best places to look for it... or is it?
Those Thought cops can't be good news, though...
|The RPGC Xmas story 2003
||(Weiila)This one didn't quite make it to "The End" before the Christmas update either, but it's here now at least!
The sequel to last year's Christmas tale by Wilfredo, RPGC is preparing for another celebration... Absolute Alcohol strictly
But things quickly take a turn for the worst through challenges between over-powered authors and new mystery villains with
a hatred for Christmas. Remember to wear a safety helmet.