| "A sword is made for cutting and a spear for stabbing. Mercy is precious, but mercy can also be an indulgence in a world like ours." -Jack van Burace | 
| "The cycle of desire never ends...Luceid will never die..." -Boomerang | 
Jane: "Don't tell me all this hard work was for nothing! Even McDullen did a good job!" McDullen: "Thank you, my lady..." | 
| "You? Worried about me?...How sweet..." -Hanpan, to Jack | 
| "I peed in the ocean and the Ocean Gaurdian, Lucadia, got angry..." -Bed-ridden sailor on the Sweet Candy | 
| "It's strange talking to humans." -Chickens, in Surf Village | 
| "Hey! Someone who I can talk to! If we speak the same language, maybe we were meant to be together!" -A horse, in Surf Village | 
| "Get off me, you idiot! How long do you plan to stay on top of me?!" -Jane, to Rudy | 
| "Here I am, dripping with talent, ready to do battle!" -Zed | 
| "My...Sweet...Candy..." -Cap'n Bart | 
| "Elmina will laugh at me. For Elmina, I shall use my sword against you." -Jack, to Harken | 
| "When we found the wreckage on the beach, we laughed so hard. But then I realized that no matter how much I hate that bastard, Bartholemew, we both share a common love of the sea. So I decided to be a nice guy for a change." -Drake (Cap'n Bart's nemesis) | 
| "Many precious things have slipped through your fingers..." -Elmina, to Jack | 
| "Here I am! The Grim Reaper's pen pal! The ultimate Macho Man!" -Zed | 
| -Rose | 
| "I always thought you were a little slow, but now I just think you're completely senile!" -Gallows | 
"Geez...Why does everyone hate us?" "Well bro...We have no social graces, just like the boss..." -Dario and Romero | 
| "Then what do you suggest we do!? Summon a superhero to kick his butt?" -Maya | 
| "Hellooo? I'm toying with you, kid!" -Janus | 
| "That dirty-minded pervert of a father!" -Virginia | 
| "So basically, she's a freak that can mimic the abilities of fictional  freaks she reads about. She's gonna freak out!" -Gallows | 
| "Listen to the Donkey's orders and eliminate the enemy!" -Malik | 
| "You can take your pitiful values and shove them!" -Clive | 
| "Erghhh! Trying to figure out everything at once is making my head explode!" -Halle | 
| "I no want you get fried like chicken!" -Zim | 
| "Can't we sue someone for misrepresentation?" -Gallows | 
| "I'm stupefied by your stupidity!" -Halle | 
| "I guess it's pretty obvious there's a pain-in-the-behind monster waiting behind this door..." -Gallows | 
| -Weiila |