Final Fantasy breakroom 1
*Galloway walks into the studio* I have recently hidden a small camera in a Break Room
at Square studios that is frequented by FF characters. How is this possible? I don't know. I
don't care. *walks off set* *switches to hidden camera.*
*The camera shows a small room with cupboards, a sink, a soda machine, a fridge, and a
box of donuts sitting on a small table. Zidane is sitting on a chair in front of the table*
Zidane: *reaches into box* At last! The last donut is mine!
*Tidus, Fighter, Edge, and Cid (FF7) enter the room*
Tidus: No! It's mine
Fighter: It belongs to the sword master-me!
Edge: No! Ninjas deserve the donut!
Cid: You @$!*'s don't deserve any donuts! Get out of my &%#@!*@ way!
*switches back to Galloway*
Galloway: Sorry about the censoring, but this IS a family program.
*switches back to hidden camera*
*Tidus, Zidane, Fighter, Edge, and Cid are in a fight on the ground. Quina walks into
the room and eats the donut*
Zidane: *stares in shock*
Tidus, Fighter, Edge, Cid: *ditto*
vQuina: Uh-oh! Me need to run away quickly! *runs away*
Everyone else in the room: *chases after Quina**Auron and Tellah walk into the
Tellah: Damn straight! Now where's those secret donuts? *begins to open cabinets
Auron: Did it ever occur to you that the "secret donuts" may have been nothing
more than a joke?
Tellah: Bah! Nonsense! Edward would NEVER lie to me like that!
*shouting is heard outside*
Auron: Speaking of Edward...
*Edward runs in, covered in tomatoes and various other types of fruit*
Edward: Those stupid haters. How DARE they say I suck!
Auron: Well, you aren't very strong. And bards aren't very well-recieved, so...
Edward: No, it's not that. It's YOUR fault! *points at Tellah*
Tellah: What? How could it be my fault?
Edward: If you hadn't called me a "spoony bard", this would never have happened!
Tellah: Of course it would! And they hate you because it's your fault my Anna died!
Edward: No it isn't! You should have given us your consent!
Auron: Will you stop fighting?
Tellah: Tell me, where are the secret donuts?
Edward: THERE ARE NO SECRET DONUTS, OLD MAN!!!
Tellah: YOU LIED TO ME! PREPARE TO DIE!
Edward: Eep! *hides*
Tellah: Bah! I'll deal with you later! *leaves*
Auron: Why am I surrounded by idiots?
Quina: *runs into the room* Help!
Auron: What is it?
Quina: They want to kill me! *runs away*
*Tidus, Fighter, Edge, and Cid run into the room*
Tidus: Where...is...he? *pant*
Auron: TIDUS! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT HORSEPLAY?!
Auron: *drags Tidus away by the ear*
Fighter:...That must hurt more than a sword!
Edge: Hey, where did Zidane go?
*a woman's scream is heard*
Cid: That must be it.
Zidane: *runs in* Hey guys!
Edge: Caught in the girl's dressing room again, huh?
Zidane: No. I was looking for Quina. What was that scream?
*Locke runs in, then out through a door on the other side of the room. An angry
Celes follows him*
Locke: *enters room* There. I think I lost her.
Fighter: Peeking in on Celes again, huh?
Locke: Lies! It's just that-
*Black Mage enters room*
Black Mage: THERE YOU ARE!!!
Locke: What is it?
Black Mage: YOU PEEKED IN ON WHITE MAGE!!!
Black Mage: AND I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU ABOUT IT!!! Was it
Black Mage: I mean it. Was she hot?
Black Mage: THEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST TO SEE HER!!! HADOUKEN!
*Hadoukens Locke out of the room*
Fighter: Hey, Black Mage!
Black Mage: What do you want, dumbass?
Fighter: We need to go. Got autographs to sign!
Black Mage: All right. But don't be mad if everyone wants mine and no one wants
Fighter: All right.
*Black Mage and Fighter leave. Auron enters the room*
Auron: Well, Tellah's finally resting. Now we can have some peace and quiet-
*a small beep is heard from the hidden camera**switches to Galloway*
Galloway: Uh oh, they found the camera!
*switches to Break Room*
Auron: A spy camera!
Auron: Enough! *slashes camera with his big sword*
*screen goes static**switches to Galloway*
Galloway: Well, that ends this little episode. Gotta go! *runs away*