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The FF break room 10 *Galloway rushes onto the stage* Galloway: Man, it's been forever since I've done an episode of this! Anyway, we're back for the time being, now in our new official studio! *gasps desperately for air* *Bobby walks into the studio, gasping* Bobby: Bring...back...dark..*collapses* Galloway: On second thought, it was a stroke of genius to get a studio on the twelth floor with no elevator. Anyway, let's begin! *switches to break room* *The room is the same (as always). Black Mage, Vivi, and Zidane are sitting at a table, drinking something.* Black Mage: What's this crap again? Zidane: A double tall chocolate mocha. Black Mage: COFFEE?! I thought this was a bad beer! HADOUKEN! *Hadoukens Zidane out of the room* Vivi: *begins to twitch madly* *Auron enters the room* Auron: *points to Vivi* What's his problem? Black Mage: I have no idea. We were just having a little coffee, and- Auron: You gave a child coffee? Black Mage: Fear me! I have a level 13 Black Magic spell! Auron: Then try it. *Steiner enters the room* Steiner: *looks at Vivi* Master Vivi! What is wrong? Black Mage: *finishes casting spell* Fire Rain! *fireballs fall from the sky, knocking Auron down* Vivi: *looks at Black Mage* Black Mage: What is wrong, my disciple? Vivi: *screams and runs out of the room* Steiner: Foul fiend! How dare you harm Master Vivi! Black Mage: *begins to chant* Steiner: SHOCK! *shocks Black Mage into the wall* Auron: *stands up* I must learn that ability! *Squall comes out of the shadows* Squall: So must I! Steiner: How could a bunch of wusses learn it? *shocks Auron away* Squall: Draw! *draw fails* Steiner: *raises an eyebrow* Squall: Draw! Draw! DRAW!!! *all fail* Steiner: *laughs* *Beatrix enters the room* Beatrix: Steiner! Steiner: *gulps* What is it, dear? Beatrix: You stop picking on everyone and get back to work! *hands Steiner a broom* Steiner: *pouting* But...but... Beatrix: NOW! *Steiner and Beatrix leave* *Locke and Celes enter the room* Celes: I just don't think it's a good idea to drink it, okay? Squall: What's going on? Locke: I found this bottle of water while "treasure hunting". It seemed to be pretty important, so I took it. Celes: *takes the bottle from Locke* Here, take a look. *hands it to Squall* Locke: You...you...*steals Celes's clothes* Celes: *blushes, then grabs Locke and runs into a closet* Locke: *from inside the closet* AHHHH! PLEASE, I'M SORRY! Squall: *examines the bottle* "Water from the Fountain of-" Man this is stupid. Locke: *opens the closet door and quickly shuts it behind him* Now I know what that is! It's the legendary water of youth! Squall: *is puzzled* Locke: Don't you see? That little bottle can be the key to a fortune! *steals the bottle* Squall:...*draws the Gunblade* Locke: Hah! I'm outta here! *trips and drops the bottle, smashing it* NOOOO!!! Squall:...easy come, easy go. Locke: That house had more bottles! I must go back there! *runs* Squall: Damn, this day is dull. *opens the closet* Celes: *screams, then sends Squall flying backwards with one punch* *Rinoa enters the room* Rinoa: That's funny. Where is Squall, anyway? *shrugs, then leaves* *switches back to Galloway* Galloway: *sips some milk* What? The camera wasn't destroyed?! *pushes a button, causing the camera to explode* There. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some business to attend to. *leaves* Maintained by: |
