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The FF Break Room 2 *Galloway enters the set* Hello again. Due to a small accident involving a couple angre FF characters and a hidden camera, the FF characters now have a larger break room to replace the destroyed one. Still, it isn't impenetrable, so I have hidden another camera inside. Also, since our show has been moved to the 1 am time slot, and directly follows "Hooters", we are now able to curse all we want! *leaves* *switches to hidden camera* *the new break room is much larger than the original, but looks almost exactly the same. A box of donuts sits on a table. Zidane reaches in and grabs a donut* Zidane: Finally! Fresh donuts! *eats donut and passes out* *Black Mage enters room* Black Mage: Hahahahahahah! The "donut baked with crushed sleeping pills" trick worked! Now the donuts are mine! *takes the box of donuts and runs off* *Cid (FFX) enters room* Cid: HEY! KID! GET THE HELL UP! *shakes Zidane* Damnit, kid! Where the hell are the donuts?! *begins to tear through the cupboards* *Locke enters room. He's in a wheelchair, and his body is bandaged heavily* Locke: Where's that Black Mage? I'll kill him! Cid: Forget him, where's the donuts?! Locke:...*pushes a button on his armrest* *lasers shoot out of the chair and blow Cid through the roof* Locke: That's that. Now to find Black Mage...*sees movement in a corner of the room* Who's there? *Edward comes out of hiding* Edward: Is Tellah gone? *Tellah jumps out of nowhere and hits Edward on the top of the head* Edward:...*dies* Tellah: At last! Revenge for Anna! Edward:...*is revived instantly*...you of all people should know-no FF character can die in the break room! Tellah: Then why the hell were you hiding? Edward: Um...because it's my instinct? Tellah: PREPARE TO DIE, YOU SPOONY BARD! Edward: DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT! *hides* Tellah:...well, that was stupid. Locke: Not as stupid as Zidane here. *pushes Zidane over* Now where's Black Mage? *a loud moan is heard from outside the door. Black Mage walks in* Black Mage: Oooooh. Too many donuts. Locke: Prepare to die, weakened mage! Black Mage: Attack, my disciple! Locke: Huh? *Vivi enters the room* Vivi: HADOUKEN! *Hadoukens Locke out of the room-again* Black Mage: Good. You may leave. Vivi: *leaves* *White Mage enters the room* White Mage: Black Mage! Black Mage: White Mage! White Mage: *smashes Black Mage with a hammer and sends him flying throught the wall* Stupid evil Black Mage. *Auron enters room* Auron: *looks around* What happened here? And where's the coffee pot? Tellah: Well, Locke was Hadoukened again, and White Mage just gave Black Mage the boot, so... Auron: Forget it, where's the coffee? White Mage: Uh, it broke when they were moving the room. Auron:...*cuts the table in half with his sword, barely missing Zidane. He then leaves* Zidane: *wakes up*...huh? Where's the donuts? Why am I on the floor? Why has the table been cut in two? Tellah: Oh great. He's awake. Zidane: If I wasn't so dizzy, you would be paying dearly for that remark. Now where're the donuts? Tellah: Black Mage ate them all. Zidane:...I'll kill Black Mage! *Vivi enters room* Vivi: Mr. Black Mage taught me this neat spell, Zidane. Zidane: Oh, Vivi? And what is it? White Mage & Tellah: NO!!! Vivi: HADOUKEN! *Hadoukens Zidane out of the room* Oops. Tellah: Great. First day here, and this place is already a mess. White Mage: Well, we could be spied on again. *the accursed "beep!" is heard from the location of the camera* White Mage: AHHH! A SPY CAMERA! Tellah: Flare! Vivi: HADOUKEN! White Mage: HOLY! *camera is destroyed* *switches to Galloway* Galloway: *is watching replays of "Hooters"* Crap, we're back on. Gotta go! *runs away* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Well, another stupid one down. Maintained by: |
