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The FF break room 4 *Galloway walks onto the set* Galloway: Yada yada yada hidden camera blah blah blah. *walks off the set* *Switches to hidden camera* *The room is exactly the same as before. Sephiroth and Thief are playing cards* Thief: I see your fifty, and I raise you 100! *thows a bunch of poker chips into a pile* Sephiroth: I see that, and I raise you 100! *throws a bunch of poker chips into a pile* Thief: I call. What'ya got? Sephiroth: Full House. And you? Thief: ROYAL FLUSH!!! *begins to take pile* Sephiroth: *grabs Thief's hand in a cold, bone-crushing grip* Let me see your cards. Thief: Okay, okay! *shows the cards* Sephiroth: You have nothing, you idiot! *begins to take the pile* Thief: Wait! Let me see your cards! Sephiroth: Why, exactly? Thief: *quickly steals the cards* Hah! You don't have anything, either! Sephiroth: *rises slowly and draws the Masamune* Prepare to die. Thief: *runs away* *Kefka enters room* Kefka: Sephiroth! What the hell are you-*is cut in half by the Masamune*...ow. Sephiroth: I never liked him anyway. *leaves* *Quina suddenly comes crashing through a nearby wall. Zell climbs in through the hole* Zell: I saw you trying to take the hot dogs! Give them back! Quina: No have them anymore! Me eat them! Zell: *throws Quina through the other wall* Do I have to do everything myself? *leaves* *Black Mage and Vivi enter the room. Black Mage is carrying a large book* Black Mage: Now listen, my disciple. There exists magic several levels above your Hadouken. I have finally figured the method of casting Ultima! Vivi: Big deal, Mr. Black Mage. Black Mage: What did you say? Vivi: I've known how to cast Ultima for years now! There's no secret to it! Black Mage: I WILL ALLOW NO BACK TALK FROM YOU, MY DISCIPLE!!! Vivi: Do you even know any Level 11 spells? Black Mage: You're REALLY trying my patience! Fine, face the Final Flash! Vivi: I know 11th Level magic, too, you know! Black Mage: *begins to channel energy* Vivi: *begins to channel energy* Black Mage: Almost ready! Vivi: KA-ME... Black Mage: *holds his hands out* Vivi: HA-ME... Black Mage: FINAL FLASH! Vivi: HAAAAAA!!!!!! *both attacks meet and blow the two black mages back* Black Mage: What power! Vivi: Yeah. We really need to stop watching Dragonball Z. Black Mage: I agree. *Butz (Blue Mage) enters room* Butz: What the hell happened here? Black Mage: Final Flash... Vivi: Kamehameha... Butz: Those are stupid, you know. Black Mage: Oh, and I suppose you could think of something better? Butz: As a matter of fact, I can! *begins to channel energy* Face the wrath of my Level 12 Black Magic! Vivi: Oh god. Butz: KAIOKEN TIMES 1000000!!!!! Black Mage: RUN, MY DISCIPLE!!! Vivi: MOMMY!!! Butz: Prepare to die! *switches back to Galloway* Galloway: I've had enough of this crap! *flies off* *switches back to Break Room* Butz: Now face my wrath! *Galloway breaks through the roof* Butz: Who the hell are you? Galloway:...I hate Blue Mages. Butz: Hah! Face Kaioken! Galloway: GALLO-BEAM!!! *shoots a white energy beam at Butz* Butz: *is still standing* Hah! You missed! Now die! Galloway: *draws sword* Butz: *charges forward* Galloway: *dodges left, grabs Butz by the leg, and flies off, still holding onto him* *switches to an outside camera* *A large hot dog delivery truck is lying on its side. Zell is sitting on top of it, eating hot dogs* Zell: YES!!! MY SWEET MEAT PRODUCT! YOU ARE MINE, ALL MINE! *Butz's lifeless body is thrown to the ground* Zell: What the hell? *checks the body* Wait a minute, this isn't Butz! It's a robot! *runs inside* *switches to hidden camera* Zell: *runs into the Break Room* Butz was a robot! Black Mage: What? Vivi: Huh? Kefka: *still dead (forgot about him, didn't ya?)* Zell: Someone's trying to kill us and replace us with robots! What will we do? *switches to Galloway, who is back in the studio* Galloway: Hmmm, this is a crisis. Well, we'll just have to-*screen goes static. A voice begins to play* Voice: I am Mox, evil businessman and anti-Squaresoft lobbyist. Well, I'm actually the only one at that, but my cause will win out! I will soon destroy Square's precious Final Fantasy characters and rule the world! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *screen returns to Galloway* Galloway:...this is more than a crisis now. Final Fantasy must be saved! But first...*changes into his pajamas and falls asleep on the set* TO BE CONTINUED... Maintained by: |
