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The FF Break Room: Halloween Special! *Kenny walks onto the stage, carrying an assortment of cards* Kenny: *holds up card that read* Card: Since I cannot talk, I will be using these cards. Galloway and Weiila are-*changes cards*-battling some evil somewhere, so I am going to-*changes cards*-host the show. Now watch, or-*changes cards*-I will kill you! *a stage light falls and kills Kenny* *switches to hidden camera* *The whole break room has been decoracted with Jack o' Lanterns, skeletons, fake blood, cobwebs, and various other signs of Halloween. Black Mage is sitting at the table, a huge bowl of candy in front of him* Black Mage: *begins to eat the candy* *A loud knock is heard at the door* Black Mage: Now what? *opens the door* *Relm and Vivi are standing outside, holding large bags with money signs printed on them* Relm and Vivi: Trick-or-treat! Black Mage: *grabs two apples and puts them into the bags* Relm and Vivi: *start crying* Black Mage: *slams the door shut* Now back to the feast! *the still Super-Saiyan Galloway time travels in, kicks Black Mage's ass, then returns to the past, leaving a note* Black Mage: What the hell was that? *reads the note* Note: Those who give fruit destroy the very meaning of Halloween. Either give them candy, or I'll show you what this form is REALLY capable of. Black Mage: *gulps, then opens the door* Relm and Vivi: *are still crying* Black Mage: *gives them a bunch of candy, then slams the door shut* Damn! *Auron enters the room* Auron: Oh, for the love of-! Black Mage, did you try to eat all the candy again?! Black Mage: I refuse to answer these allegations! HADOUKEN!!! *Hadoukens Auron out of the Break Room* *Rydia enters the room, wearing a witch costume* Rydia: Now, the hat I'm all right with, but do you think this black robe makes my butt look big? Black Mage: *is too smart to answer that question* Rydia: Fine, be that way. *goes to get a cup of coffee* *Cloud enters the room, wearing a suit of black armor similar to Mox's* Black Mage: *screams, then runs away in panic* Cloud: Yep, this stuff works. Rydia: Tell me; does my butt look big? Cloud:...no sane person would dare to answer that question. Rydia: *sighs* Maybe you're right. *A knock is heard* Cloud: *opens the door* *various kids from Squaresoft games hold out bags of candy* Cloud: *suddenly feels very evil* Sorry, kids, but we're all out! *slams the door* *the door is immediately broken down. Mr. T enters the room and grabs Cloud by the neck* Mr. T: I see a bowl of candy over there, sucka! Now give it to them kids, or I'll get mad! Cloud: *is barely breathing* Okay, okay! You win!!! Mr. T: *drops Cloud, grabs the bowl, and returns to the hallway* *Celes enters the room as a pig* Celes: *oinks* So, what do you think? Rydia: You turned yourself into a pig for Halloween? Celes: *oinks* Yeah. Just about. Rydia: And you was to be turned back? Celes: *oinks* YES! OH, GOD, YES!!! Rydia: *sighs* PIGGY!!! Celes: *returns to normal* Thank God! Now, what the heck happened here? Rydia: Oh, a combination DBZ-parody-Hadouken-Trick or Treaters-Mr. T-kind-of-situation. Nothing too serious. Celes: Oh. *goes back to the dressing room* Rydia: This is why I hate Halloween. *Galloway time-travels in, kicks Rydia's butt, then leaves, dropping a note behind* Rydia: Now what? *reads the note* Note: Do not admit to hating Halloween; otherwise, I will kill you. Rydia: Fine. I think I'll treat myself to that hidden stash of candy in the cupboards... *switches back to Kenny* Kenny: *magically reappears* *muffled voice* *A truck flies in and kills Kenny, followed by a bombing raid, a parade, and Steisandzilla* Kenny: *is killed every single time* HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! The Daemon saga part 3 Maintained by: |
